Bitten by a rattlesnake

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Two campers are hiking in the woods when one of them get bitten in the rear. "I'll go to town to see if I can find a doctor" the other one says. He runs five miles to a small town and finds the town's only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can't leave" the doctor said. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bit is, suck out the poison, and spit it on the ground." The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. "What did the doctor say" the victim asked. "He said you're going to die."

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