A/N: Sup guys! Jamie here! A.K.A: Beauty_And_The_Beat. As you can tell, this is a collab story that I'm doing with Rebecca (Which is pretty obvious). Now, I need to add a small disclaimer before I start the story: This is in no way to offend Elounor shippers or Eleanor herself-I actually think she's quite lovely-so please do not take that in anyway. This is also not our way of trying to prove Larry or something or us calling Niall gay or claiming he is. This is pure FICTION, please keep that in mind. Well this note is really long so yeah, story time!

Niall's P.O.V

@Elisagoddess: @NiallHoran why do you ship Larry so much? It's not like it's real

This bitch did not just say that. No, just no, this girl just stepped into the wrong neighborhood.

@NiallHoran: @Elisagoddess you're joking right? Larry is obviously real, can't you tell?

@Elisagoddess: @NiallHoran Oh my gosh, you're so delusional, it's just a bromance! Besides, Louis has a girlfriend!

@NiallHoran: @Elisagoddess I think you spelled 'beard' wrong, dear

@Elisagoddess: @NiallHoran Eleanor is not a beard! She is a fucking goddess

Oh great, an Elounor shipper and Calderic, this should be fun.

@NiallHoran: @Elisagoddess you have got to be kidding, why do you worship her? She is just """dating"" Louis

@Elisagoddess: @NiallHoran Well she's also very inspirational!

@NiallHoran: @Elisagoddess Oh really how so?

@Elisagoddess: @NiallHoran Have you not read her quotes? They're very inspirational! You stupid Gaylord

@NiallHoran: @Elisagoddess Gaylord? Wow, the last time I heard that one, I was riding my dinosaur. Anyways, the only quote I've ever read by her was "If I woke up as a boy, I would kick myself in the balls to see what it feels like." Yeah, VERY "inspirational."

No reply.

"Ha, that's what I thought!" I laughed. I exited out of twitter and switched over to tumblr, which was already on the tagged page 'One Direction.'

If you don't know what One Direction is, please climb out of the rock you've been living under and join society.

One Direction is the biggest boyband in the world right now, which consisted of the members; Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, and Zayn Malik.

Liam Payne and Zayn Malik were like sex on legs. Now I'm not saying Harry and Louis aren't attractive-cause they are, trust me-it would just be wrong for me to call them sexy, for both of them are taken. By each other.

And if you're too dumb to figure it out, Larry is Louis's and Harry's ship name, which is what me and that fouled Elounor shipper were arguing about.

Now Elounor is Louis and his girlfriend, Eleanbeard-I mean Eleanor's ship name. People actually think those two are in a relationship, when really, their relationship is just a cover-up for Larry.

As I scrolled through my tumblr and a picture of Zayn shirtless came up on my feed. I placed my left hand on my chest and fanned myself with my other hand, trying to calm myself.

I quickly reblogged it and added the caption, "Omg, I cannot-he is like sex on legs, I want some of that."

As I clicked the 'reblog' button, I heard my mum yell, "Niall, dinner's ready!" I shut my laptop and ran downstairs, sliding onto my chair.

We ate dinner, with the radio playing quietly in the background.

"Hey, do you want to meet One Direction!" I jumped out of my seat and ran over to the radio, chanting, "Yes, yes, yes!!!

"Going on right now, online, BBC radio is having a contest for all you dedicated directioners! All you gotta do is go on our website a take a short quiz on your 1D knowledge! The winner will get to spend a month with One Direction at a beach house in California!"

I raced upstairs to my bedroom, leaving my dinner on the table, and quickly grabbed my laptop. I typed in the radio's website's URL and scanned the screen for the contest.

When my eyes read 'Biggest Directioner Contest' and immediately clicked it and a large amount of questions appeared on my screen.

I scanned over the questions and thought, 'Well this is gonna be easy.

First question: When's Harry's birthday?

Easy, February 1st.

After about what seemed like 300 hundred questions, I finally finished the quiz and slouched against my pillow, letting out a sigh of relief.

"I swear, if I don't win, I will personally march up to BBC radio station and demand a recount.

A/N Well that was chapter 1! Hope you liked it :) Votes and comments much appreciated!

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