Once upon a time... it was a very peaceful day in Snowdin.. Reapertale Toriel, Sans, And papyrus were hanging out with Underbug Toriel.
Then, Frisk started to be HOMOPHOBIC. And Sans got VERY ANGRY. Underbug Papyrus looked at him, yelling; "IF YOU DOJT STOP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA CANCEL YOU ON TWITTER DOT COM!! YOURE GONNA BE ON THE NEWS!!" This must've been the last straw for sans, because In a violent rage, he ran away. Toriel scream out, "Sans! What happened?! Pookie!! Come back!!" But he was long gone.
Alarmed, RT papyrus looked to RT Toriel at a loss for words. Underbug papyrus was grumbling about how he was going to cancel sans. They sat aghast for a moment, before Papyrus asked;
"Where did Sans go anyway?"
"I.. don't know." Rt Toriel replied, staring down at the snow as she crossed her arms, hugging herself. She looked devastated.
"... I will go look for him." Rt papyrus replied, a determined look on his face. Surely, he would be able to find his own brother?
As Rt papyrus was gone looking for Sans, Sans, who was still in a rage had made his way back to where the few were hanging out. RT Toriel shot yo from where she was sitting. "P-Pookie! Is that you..?" She asked hesitantly, before running towards him. "Please, come back to me... pookie.." Tears pricked her eyes and she started to cry. Sans was unresponsive. Suddenly, Toriel kissed him.
In a flash, Sans' eyes went back to normal, and he smiled. "Pookie... it's okay, I'm here." He wiped her tears as they MADE OUT (MWA MWA MWA). UB Papyrus, shocked, asked "What?! What are you guys doing!! I caught you in 4K.... I'm putting this on Twitter dot com!!!" Toriel hurriedly assured him that it was nothing, but alas, he didn't believe him. "Stop being sussy.." UB papyrus said, glaring at Toriel. "P-Pookie!" Toriel cried out, shivering away from UB Papyrus. Sans got up, stepping between the two and glaring at UB papyrus. As RT Toriel hid behind sans, RT papyrus came back, crying. Immediately, RT Toriel and Sans diverted their attention to the other brother.
"..I think I just met god himself." RT papyrus stated, expression aghast as he sat there, seemingly stunned.
"Erm. We ARE gods, papyrus." RT Toriel reminded him, quirking a brow.
"Then who did I just see in that alleyway.. with the long white beard.. and a box." RT Papyrus mumbled, seemingly distracted.
"IM GETTING MAD AGAIN." Sans growled, eye ablazing.
"P-Pookie!" Toriel stuttered with a shocked expression.
"Erm. You need to chill! Or I'm gonna put you on the news or twitter dot com!!" UB papyrus pointed at Sans, narrowing his eyes. "Again. Again is crazy..."
"BRO WAS HARASSING MY WIFE!!" Sans growled, distraught by his rage to see that he was scaring said wife.
"P-pookie!! You're better than this!!" RT Toriel cried out, attempting to step infront of him.
"Local skeleton attacks the people.." UB PAPYRUS HAD HIS PHONE OUT AND WAS RECORDING!!! "Catching the news, right now!!"
"Omg.. guys!" Toriel started, looking down at RT papyrus and Sans."don't fight!! This isn't you..."
"I'm evil shadow SKULL!!!!!" Sans shouted at his brother, baring his teeth.
"Not the Y/N talk from Tori..." UB papyrus mocked, still recording. "Toriel turns into Y/N real?? At 3AM??? NOT CLICKBAIT??"
(Toriel, had infact, turned into Y/N)
Toriel, with tears pricking her eyes, ran between RT papyrus and sans, hoping to stop them.
Rt papyrus, who had been daydreaming the whole time, just responded "whar"
Tears started pouring down Toriel's face as RT papyrus yelled at his brother, "YOU WANNA FIGHT??"
"Are you guys seeing this?" UB papyrus asked his camera.
"BOZO!" Sans shouted, standing his ground against his brother.
"Bozo?! Bozo is insane.." UB papyrus commented, watching intently.
"NO GUYS!" Toriel shouted, desperately trying to get them to calm down. "WE CAN USE THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!! TO CONQUER THIS!!"
"DINGLEHOPEPR!!!" yelled RT papyrus, standing up, glaring at Sans and growling.
"Dinglehopper is INSANE!" UB papyrus snickered.
"Shut up twilight sparkle," RT papyrus snarled as he pushed RT Toriel out of the way.
"HEY YOU DONT TELL MY WIFE TO SHUT UP!!" Sans shouted, baring his teeth at his brother.
Toriel laid on the ground aghast, looking up at the two brothers with a shocked expression as RT papyrus GROWLED.
RT papyrus GRIPPED Sans as Sans started Barking at his brother. "arf arf arf BARK BARK"
And then, there was no turning back....
....they started fighting.
