Techno Falls

CHAPTER 24: *HUMS 'MOVES LIKE JAGGER'*

Bananamilkshake: Yo Techno, why are we going to hell again?

"Blackmail."

[average monday if I do say]

Carpediem: Pfft

Laughteryoga: lol

Average_techno_fan: real

Yodasstick: based

Fanofgameing: Who are we blackmailing today, my lord?

"I'm just thinking here: So far we've had Philza and Ghostbur show up. Thinkin' logically, there's one more seat from my dream, and one more member of SBI missing. Knowing Tommy, we gotta prepare. I mean- let's just get some Withers. Just in case he decides to be his chaotic self, or chooses to start a country. We need leverage. Leverage is good. Listen, I'm still a good person chat, I just need a backup plan in case we discover a wild TommyInnit."

[A wild Tommyinnit has appeared! Charizard, I choose you!]

Average_techno_fan: Seems reasonable.

Bananamilkshake: Sounds about right.

Cookin'streamfan: why are you guys acting like this Tommy guy is a pokemon?

[cause he is duh]

"He kinda is. He's kinda like- like an angry Pomeranian. Small but perpetually angry."

Istanheysoos: Oh, like that one character, Bakubro, from the hit anime That Time I Went to School to Become a Superhero with an Abuser but I Won't let him get me Down.

"Exactly." Techno agrees, before pausing. "Wait, chat, I don't watch anime, I'm not a weeb. Ya gotta believe me!"

[I'm buyin it... I'm not]

Average_techno_fan: Weebnoblade

Bananamilkshake: Technoweeb

"Noooo, my credibility!"

Laughteryoga: Lol

Your_localnarrator: After he finished being overdramatic, Techno realized he had arrived at his destination.

"Hmm? Oh, thanks, narrator." The voices begin to hum in excitement as Technoblade approaches the Nether portal. The spiraling lilac swirls seem to promise adventure and excitement. 'Adventure, huh? That's not entirely inaccurate.' Techno thinks to himself as he steps into the great purple divide.

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"Alright author, who are you?" Dipper questions, absentmindedly chewing on a pen while staring at a conspiracy board in his dark bedroom. A sheet had been draped over the window, drenching the room in shadow. The only source of light is Dipper's lamp. "Who are y- Bleck!" Dipper coughs, his gnawing cracking the pen's shell open and flooding his mouth with ink. "Not again." Dipper complains as he tosses the now broken pen into a box of likewise destroyed pens, labeled "thinking pens".

"Hey Bro-bro!" Mabel exclaims as she ran into the room, holding an item. She jumps onto the bed, knocking Dipper slightly sideways and holds aloft her trophy. "Look what I got!"

"Yay, a filthy green bottle!" Dipper celebrates sarcastically.

"It's a bottle message from Mermando, remember? He was part fish, part shirtless guy." Mabel explains. Then, she suddenly gasps. "What if he wants to hang out?"

"Don't get your hopes- wait, that was actually reasonable?" Dipper asks Mabel in shock as he turns to face her and make sure she hasn't been replaced by the shapeshifter.

"Of course." Mabel says, puffing her chest out proudly. "I am very mature when it comes to romance."

Dipper raises an eyebrow. "Since when?"