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I woke up feeling slightly better, I turned to the side to check if Michi was awake but as expected he was knocked out, I left the room and did my morning routine.

"I'm hungry bro."

I made me and Michi breakfast and walked to the living room with my plate to watch tv while eating, my phone started blowing up so I went to check it.

Gang Gang‼️💯
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Thing 1:
Omfg Y/n is cheating on me

:Me
I SWEAR IM NOT
Y would you think that?

Thing 1:
I saw u at the drugstore yesterday.

Xanie:
Tf she buying?

Thing 2:
Throat medicine

Thing 1:
That's not all Souya.

Thing 2:
Brother how is she cheating on you by purchasing throat medicine?

Thing 1:
You entered the store later than I did Souya.

Xanie:
Just tell us what she did

:Me
I think i might know what's going on.

Thing 1:
SHE BOUGHT A PREGNANCY TEST AND SAID SHE WISHED SHE DIDNT HANG OUT WITH RINDOU FOR A LONG TIME

Thing 2:
😨

Pah:
What.

Peh:
Slide 1-10

Xanie:
HUH

Kazunana:
IM KICKING RINDOUS ASS

Shin:
YALL ARE YOUNG AND GETTING PREGNANT WTF

Wakawaka:
There was a reason she needed the throat medicine @RinRin

RinRin:
Huh?

Hakkai:
Haitani im kicking your ass again.

RinRin:
WHAT DID I DO NOW?

Hakkai:
Yuzuha got pregnant around the same time as Y/n.

RinRin:
I AINT FUCK NOONE CHILL IM STILL A VIRGIN BRO

Kazunana:
Not me tho yall stay safe

:Me
Just to clarify he's still a virgin

Kazunana:
😒

Xanie:
Stfu yo ass in Mid school

Yuzu-chan:
It might seem crazy what I'm bouta say.

Hakkai:
Ur still in trouble

Yuzu-chan:
Mf I aint pregnant

:Me
Im not either
The pregnancy test was for Yuzubae

Hakkai:
Elaborate.

Yuzu-chan:
I told N/n to buy me a pregnancy test so I could get you back for your dumbass prank

Hakkai:
I literally almost killed someone and ur telling me it was a prank?

Yuzu-chan:
Suprise shawty

RinRin:
Blaming shi on me bro tf

Thing 1:
So ur not cheating on me?

:Me
Would never.

Thing 1:
Got me kicking my feet, twirling my hair, batting my eyes, bitting my lip and screaming

Thing 2:
Wtaf

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I turned my phone off and said hi to takemichi when I got knocked out, yeah so apparently I fell asleep because of how hard the food hit.

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