Homo! Homo! Homo!

"*Cough* heather *Cough*" Heather C 'coughed'

"Wait, which one?" Veronica questioned.

[VERONICA:]
Things will get better soon as my letter
Comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown
Wake from this coma, take my diploma
Then I can blow this town

Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky French cafés

[RAM:]
Watch it!

"Oh god, it's the rapist." JD sighed.

[VERONICA:]
Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!

"Foreshadowing." JD said.

[RAM:]
*eshay* Oooooooooooooops

[VERONICA:]
Ram Sweeney. Third year as linebacker and eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick

"Eighth year?" JD exclaimed in disbelief.

[RAM:]
What did you say to me, skank?

"Murder..." JD whispered.

"He's already dead!" veronica exclaimed.

"I'll chuck some salt at his ghost." JD said.

[VERONICA:]
Aah, nothing!

[VERONICA:] But I know, I know... [KIDS:] I know, I know...
[VERONICA:] Life can be beautiful [KIDS:] Beautiful
[VERONICA:] I pray, I pray [KIDS:] I pray, I pray
[VERONICA:] For a better way [KIDS:] For a better way
[VERONICA:] We were kind before; [KIDS:] Ooh...
[VERONICA:] We can be kind once more [KIDS:] Ooh...
[VERONICA:] We can be beautiful... [KIDS:] Ooh... Beautiful...

[VERONICA:]
Ugh!... Hey Martha

"Oml, it's Martha Dumptruck!" heather M said.

[MARTHA:]
Hey

[VERONICA:]
Martha Dunnstock. My best friend since diapers
She's got a huge heart.
Around here, that's not enough.

"True." Veronica sighed.

[MARTHA:]
We on for movie night?

[VERONICA:]
Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail

[MARTHA:]
I rented "The Princess Bride."

"Fucking loser." Heather C judged.

[VERONICA:]
Ho-ho-ho, again? Wait, don't you have it memorized by now?

[MARTHA:]
What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending

[KURT:]
Martha Dumptruck! Wide load! Honnnnnk!

The Heathers started laughing.

[KURT:]
Hahaaa!

[VERONICA:]
Kurt Kelly. Quarterback. He is the smartest guy on the football team. Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf

"Nice one." JD said to Veronica.

[KURT:]
Ha ha! Alright!

[VERONICA:]
Hey! Pick that up! Right now!

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