Fallout: Shelter Pickup Lines

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(So a new spinoff of the Fallout series came out on the AppStore this week. Since I know how copyright works, they need to release a new game out every so often to keep those rights COUGH CaptainSparklez COUGH Fortress Fallout/Fury COUGH. This may be short but nonetheless, enjoy.)

Did your father sell diamonds? 'Cause you are flawless.
You're like cholesterol, always messin' with my heart.
Are we in a vertibird? 'Cause my heart is taking off.
You must be a genie, because you're making all my dreams come true.
If love was radiation, I'd need a BOX of RadAways!
If roses still grew, I'd search the Wasteland to find you some.
Is there a thief in the Vault? 'Cause you stole my heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

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