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8 :: shaving

song: let's talk about sex - salt-n-pepa

mood: valerie is concentrated and harry is hairy (lol)

date: saturday, 6 July

time: 1:23pm

special text: i cut myself with a razor bc of you stahp it - harry,

hairy: hey babe

me: stahp it i'm reading a book

hairy: you're obviously texting me lmao

me: i was reading a book***

hairy: i'm shaving

me: uhm thanks for the information?????

me: i really appreciate it ????

hairy: guess what body part i'm shaving

me: your dick?? lol idk

hairy: omg valerie you need to learn something

hairy: it is noT attractive if a man shaves his dickhair

me: o

hairy: yeah and also

hairy: it ain't really hot to have shaved legs

me: i disagree with you, hairy

me: seE WHAT I DID THERE

me: HAHAHAHA I'M SO FUNny

hairy: no you're not

me: yes i am

me: i bet you laughed about my joke

hairy: no i didn't

hairy: maybe just giggle

me: awH THAT's sO CUtE

hairy: i ain't cute bruh

me: you ain't hot as well so yeah

hairy: i'm hot wtf

me: selfish much???

hairy: naah

hairy: people just kinda told me i'm hot so i guess i'm hot ???

hairy: idk i don't think i'm hot

me: you kinda are

hairy: oMG

me: what?

hairy: lmao you said something nice and you didn't even realize

me: wow yeah shit

me: i did say something nice

hairy: i'm proud

me: me2 wow

hairy: by the way, what book are you reading?

me: were you reading***

hairy: yeah i meant that yeah ahaha

me: i was reading the best book ever

hairy: 100 horny girls?

me: no wtf

me: bro wow

me: ew gross

hairy: o

hairy: tfios?

me: did yoU READ THAT BOOK

hairy: yeah lol i did. my mother forced me to read that book

me: i love your mom already

me: i bet she's awesome

hairy: yeah she is

me: awH that's so cute

me: are you and your mom close?

hairy: yeah very close but stfu about my family and stuff

hairy: were you reading tfios?

me: no but you're very close

hairy: something from john green?

me: yessssss

hairy: paper towns?

me: yEAS WOW ILY I DIDN'T KNOW THAT GUYS HAD A GOOD TASTE OF BOOKS

hairy: wow you said you loved me????? i'm confused rn wow

me: awh is my babyboy confused?

hairy: stahp it

me: i have one last question before i'm going to read my book

hairy: what is it?

me: did you cry during the fault in our stars?

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okay i really want to explain how i came at the idea of bringing paper towns and shaving into this story. well i asked my squad to just drop some random words, and they threw these words so i thought; 'yeah lets use those words they're pretty nice HAHAHA' yeah so that's everything lmao bye.

sterre (((: