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Doctor:PUSHHH!!!!

Jin:BITCH I'M TRYING TO!!!!!!
/pops out/

Doctor:Congrats!It's a boy~

Jin: Ew~Can I get the cloth in pink?

Doctor:But that's f-

Jin: /Punches doctor/Say that again?
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Doctor: I little more!Its almost out!

J-hope: ajckfbelsbxlsbekwjdndjdls

Doctor: Yes...yes..
/baby got out/

J-hope:Awww~I'll name you Twilight Sparkle.

Doctor:Its a boy...

J-hope:who cares?!?!

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Rapmon:it's too...OUCH!!! /grabs on handle,handle comes off/

/baby comes out/

Doctor: Congratulations!Its a girl!

Rapmon:awww~

Rapbaby:You got no jams doctor!

Doctor:Ouch....

Rapmon: that's my girl...
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Jungkook: KOOKIE A MAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!

Doctor: A bit more....

Jungkook: SHUT UP!!!!/punches doctor/

/baby come out/

Doctor:Congra-

Jungkook: /slaps doctor/I said SHUT UP!!!!
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Jimin:Ahh yeah~

Doctor: Abit more....

Jimin: Abs...don't fail me now!!!!/pushes so hard,baby flies out/
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Suga:I got SWAEG!!!!!!!!!!!

/baby flies out/

Is it a bird?or a plane?!?!it's...

Suga: /runs to baby/My baby!I love you~Ill name you Swaeg!
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/baby comes out from his mouth/
V:Yay!

Baekhyun:I'm so proud!

V:w!Baby W!!!!

Doctor:Ew.
[Cus aliens give birth that way]

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