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After an hour of Hyunjin's desperate cries for me to quit avoiding Minho, I still ignored it and went for it anyway. I don't care if he somehow read my mind and he could be correct, he gives off a crazy aura that I'm just not here for.

Does Minho even hear himself? How does one develop so much confidence to say such shit knowing I won't believe it. Strangely brave type shit which I won't ever understand throughout my life time. I haven't even told Hyunjin why I'm ignoring Minho, so he doesn't know any better but to plead.

He's probably assuming that because of the fairly suspicious position he found us in after getting fucked by his boyfriend. The hickeys on his neck are still clearly visible, I can even spot a soft bite mark but I ain't going any further into that. Seungjin as horny side couple is just too much for me to handle.

Thank god that Minho's not here, or I'll be throwing hands. Possibly beating the shit out of Hyunjin for even allowing that bitch in here. But then again he doesn't know any better, and Seungmin probably beats his ass enough during sex.

"But Hanji please~"

It's fairly hard to ignore him, he sounds like a child pleading his mother for ice cream. If anything I'm not mom material but I still have that instinct when I hear him whine.

"No." If I say no I clearly mean no. He should know by now but Hyunjin's stubborn, his stupidity won't take him anywhere. To be fair, I am still stupid, just not as stupid as him.

"Why?"

Thinking whether or not I should spill it or keep it in. Maybe keep it in because Hyunjin's fantasy loving ass would believe it and say to enjoy my Y/N moment while it lasts, but then again he has a logical side too. He might stop asking me to invite Minho over and just give up all together. The only thing I can do is hope for the latter option.

"He's crazy." I took a deep ass breath before continuing, "He said that he read my mind or some shit."

Hyunjin looked at me confused, gestured for me to go on. I'm gonna continue but I'm just tryna find out how the fuck I should word it. I'm shit at explaining and if anything, I'll most likely mess it up.

"So like, remember when I zoned out? You asked me if I was still watching the drama?" He nodded. I don't wanna make the explanation too long, because he'll lose interest. ADHD sorta things, I get it.

"So I had this like... vision? Where I imagined myself in an old house with my lover. Once you called for me, I snapped out of it. And when you and Seungmin left to fuck," He glared at me due to the mention of his horny boyfriend, before laughing a bit.

"Continue."

"I was sitting with Minho, then, when Seungmin came out to ask where I hid the sex toys." This bitch interrupted me again, if he does one more time I'm going feral.

"You hid them? Asshole, I had to last with Seungmin's dick in my mouth." I stared at him in disgust, and he just told me to continue, again.

"Anyways, I didn't say anything, but Minho said I hid them in my room. So I tickled him for doing so, but realized I didn't tell anyone where I hid the toys. Then I asked him, he declined a few times before answering. But the answer was absolute shit. He belongs in a mental asylum."

Holy fucking shit, Hwang Hyunjin just hit me. And now I'm gonna act fucking dramatic so he feels bad.

"OW YOU FUCKER."

He snickered, "You deserve it for saying my friend belongs in a mental asylum! He's litteraly my boyfriend's cousin!"

"He does! He said we were lovers in our past life and he read my mind. Then he brought up the vision I had! I don't fucking know okay!" I did not intend lashing out on him, but I feel as if being enveloped in stress just from the thought of it.

Hyunjin burst out laughing, what shit. His friend is over here stressing his whole life out meanwhile he's being a dramatic asshat and laughing it off.

"Okay, maybe he does belong in a mental asylum." The giggle he finished that sentence with makes me wanna hit him more than he hit me. More force but I'll end up getting beat up by Seungmin, and I'll do anything to avoid that.

"Who knew Seung's cousin could be so crazy?" It's a genuine question but also a rhetorical question, I don't expect Hyunjin to answer whatsoever but I also kind of do.

"Wanna tell Seung about this? He could talk it out with Minho?" Smart but dumb idea, Seungmin might end up lashing out or start defending his cousin. Who fucking knows what that dandy bitch is up to, he always has something up his sleeve even if his shirt is sleeveless. Hyunjin's dating someone with such a weird aura.

Honestly helped me come to the realization I know absolutely nothing about Hyunjin's boyfriend, even though I live with Hyunjin and he basically brings his boyfie over every other day.

"No. He might say something even weirder. Your boyfriend is just weird in general. He's not fucking normal."

"I know, he's kinky too. He's the type of kid who'd get a wrong answer during class Kahoot on purpose just for the laughs." What a peculiar but accurate description of his boyfriend. Sums up his entire personality in one sentence. "Yet he says he's the most normal out of us, lies."

"Hey Hyun."

"Yeah?"

"Wanna order pizza? I'm hungry." Suddenly talking about Minho's mental state has me hungry. Everything has me either hungry or sleepy, sleepy when I'm with 3Racha and hungry with everyone else.

"Sure."

"Domino's?"

"I'll order." I waited in anticipation, seeing Hyunjin look through his phone to order. Can't help but be nosey and look at the apps he has.

"Woah, you have Character AI? And Wattpad?" I'm not surprised, but I'll do it for the drama and unneeded emphasis. Unneeded emphasis is something you can never have too much of.

"Shut up."

"Wouldn't Seungmin get mad at you for using C.ai?" Seungmin may not seem like it, but he's fucking possessive. If he found Hyunjin simply reading an idol x reader fanfic he'll use all the fucking sex toys he owns and shove approximately thirteen hundred vibrators up his ass.

"Just don't tell him, and if you do, you're buying me a wheel chair because I'll end up paralyzed for at least a year or two." Seungmin's really just a bulldog in disguise of a sweet puppy, he's secretly way too possessive over Hyunjin. He just doesn't give much affection in public, but once it's in private he's all over Hyun.

Analyzing their relationship is fun, because they're both quite unpredictable. You'd think Seungmin's the quiet bottom and Hyunjin's the clingy top but in reality, Seungmin's the kinky top and Hyunjin's the one who's asshole is on life support.

How does he even shit properly after all that?

"Yo, Ji, what pizza you want?"

"Pineapple."

"You're a menace."

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