AvA/M but i Make random chapters about them

Ballista Is High Again..

The cyberpunk quadro is back.

And they not only did they come back,

Ballista ate Blue's Netherwarts.

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"Ballista give those uh.. things to me-" "nO I DON'T WannA!!!!" ballista whined. Holding the Netherwarts close to him like it's some kind of valuable. Blue was brewing up some potions to help out Agent to atleast get Ballista unconscious.

"Ballista plea-" "SHUT UP PIRAGE SHADY" (From a server i was in lmao) Ballista yelled. nearly squeezing the drugs. Ballista backed up to a corner. Agent managed to corner him. Bad news is, that Ballista is growling like a demon-gremlin. 

"leaVE ME ALOne!!!!!!!" Ballista yelled. throwing the Fungi(Netherwarts) at Agent. Who nearly ate it but spat it out. "Hey Age- wHOA- What the hell happened to Ballista?!?" Primal said. shocked to see Ballista on a corner. Holding something while growling like a demon.

"I don't know.. One of Second's friends left their 'snack' on the table. Then Ballista ate them" Agent explained. Keeping Ballista on the corner while Blue brews the potions. "What snacks???" BSG asked. "Netherwarts!" Blue yelled from the kitchen. 

"..I'm not gonna ask what those are" Primal says. while looking at Ballista. "You sure he isn't just possessed?" Primal slightly joked. Ballista only responded with more demonic growling. "Okay, Blue hurry up brewing because he's becoming a fucking demon from hell" Agent says.

Blue nods and tries to make it brew more faster. May the internet and Alan Becker help them. Cause Ballista is now biting Agent's leg. "AH-!" Agent yelped. Shaking his leg to try to get Ballista off. But it only made it worse.

Agent's leg is probably bleeding at this point. Primal managed to pull Ballista off. Down side is that Ballista is now bouncing everywhere.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Ballista yelled. He yelled so loud Victim called Agent.

"Uh- hello?" Agent answered the call. the distant screaming of Ballista made this worse. "Who the hell is yelling at your apartment??" Victim asked while signing some papers. "Uhmm.. That was Ballista, sir. Me and the others are trying to control the situation currently-" "THE CURE IS DONE!" Blue yelled.

"Quick! Throw it at Ballista are something!" Primal yells. Getting the first aid kit to help Agent with the bitten leg. "I must end the call sir, Ballista is going out of hand here" Agent excuses. "Alright. Ballista better be silent after this" Victim then ended the call.

 Blue throws the potion at Ballista. the effects instantly got to him as he fell to the ground face first. Ballista is now unconscious luckily. Yellow came in and gave Blue the bucket of milk. Blue walks towards the unconscious latter and slowly made him drink the milk.

Ballista woke up with a sore throat. It hurts so much he can barely speak. "uh..?" Blue looks at Ballista confused. Ballista makes an 'x' with his fingers on his throat. "Called it" Primal said. "He lost his voice. His throat will recover after a few months" Primal explains.

Blue takes the Netherwarts off the floor (which Ballista dropped) and puts it back on his bag. "Sorry about that!" Blue says. Saying goodbye to them before leaving with Yellow.

"Better teach Ballista Sick Sign Language" Primal says. "But first.. We better treat that leg Agent" Primal pointed out. opening the kit and treating the bitten area of the leg. BSG in the other hand was making hot tea for Ballista to drink in order to heal up his throat.

AND THAT'S WHY BALLISTA IS BANNED FROM EATING ANYTHING THAT MAY LOOK EDIBLE. Even though that's already a rule in the apartment.

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