31|| lost sight reading

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The weirdest things happen in the one direction fanfics. In one someone set their house on fire and Zayn had to save the girl inside like wtf
It turns out it was Harry's desperate girlfriend, I cackled and deleted the book
SHE DIDNT EVEN GO TO JAIL
*sirens blare*

And then when the girl somehow gets kidnapped and they're like 100 miles away Harry RUNS ALL THE WAY THERE IN LIKE 2 SECONDS AND PUNCHES HIM SQUARE IN THE JAW
Why can't it be circle in the jaw
"He punched the grown man trapezoid in jaw- TAKE THE PARALLEL FORCE OF THE TRAPEZOID!!1!2!1!:!1!2!1!2!"

When 1D adopts a girl
LIKE WTF THEY DROP ALL MEDIA AND CONCERT STUFF TO TAKE CARE OF HER
AND WHEN THEY DISCOVER THAT SHE CAN SING SHES LIKE ONLY 13 AND SHE HAS TO WEAR A SHORT DRESS AND 10 INCH HEELS
THATS WHEN THE CONCERTS START AGAIN AND SHE SINGS DEMI AND TAYLORS SONGS LIKE JAJXJAHCJAJXJ
This is how much I hate adopting fanfics.

whammystyles Fanfics are the only ones that I actually understand

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