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1- My Brother's Best Friend
It's always about SOME GUY THE GIRL HATES AND THEY END UP FALLING IN LOVE
If you want to write a story like this, make sure it stands out from the other (9184819493849) stories out there. Good luck.

2- The boy is always smirking. Did you know that if you keep using the same muscles to do the same action they'll freeze in place
He'll freeze in midsmirk and when he gets older a little kid will be like, "OMG ITS MR. TROLL FACE!"

3-They make a ten year old wear a really short dress and 10 inch heels for a one direction concert
"Reporting news, little girl falls and breaks head open at 1D concert. Attendees nearby claim that she was trying to look like a *word gets beeped out*"

4- The main girl character's hair is always long
Why can't her hair be like down to her ears
Honestly it looks better, my hair isn't down to my shoulders

5- When the girl is African American they describe her hair as silky
AFRICAN AMERICAN HAIR IS LIKE A PUFF BALL LOL (Sometimes silky, BUT NOT AS SILKY AS ASIAN HAIR I JEALOUS)

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