Neighbors (Davekat)

Gettin' shit done, son pt.2

Okay guys I'm gonna be using some pictures where Karkat is gonna have some horns, there's just not alot of humanstuck davekat, sorry about that.

But I promise I'll try to find as much as I can :^)

All credit goes to the artists.

Enjoy darlings!

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Be the one that's about to flip his shit:

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I WANT RATHER FUCK YOU WITH A CACTUS DICK-"

"Woah there big guy, you wanna fuck me?" Okay, I totally did not mean it that way. I would never even consider rubbing elbows with this guy, fucking him would be the last thing I'd want. "I-I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT-"

He shrugged with a smug face,"I mean I'm up for it, doesn't matter we could start right now." Is..is he fucking serious? He's kidding, right?

We just kind of stared at eachother.

I don't know what emotion was going on, I just hated the feeling. I had to change the subject.

Fast.

"SO UM..W-WHY DID YOU EVEN BRING ME HERE?" I asked. The last thing I needed was for Strider to think I have some type of liking towards him. "O-Oh, right, I just wanted to um.."

"APOLIGIZE FOR BEING A TOTAL ASS?" I commented, I mean, was I wrong? No, he should apoligize. "Well..yeah I guess." He scratched the backof his neck sheepishly.

There was an akward silence.

"Oh, and uh, we should get started on the project." He continued. Come to think of it, I completely forgot about the project. What class was it even for? Science?

"WELL, ALRIGHT. WHAT SUBJECT?" I asked. In all honesty I never payed attention in that class. "It was about social interaction, we have to learn about relationships and whatnot." He casually replied. I'm actually quite surprised he knew, something that rarely happens. "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PLAN ON LEARNING ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS IS WE'RE BOTH GUYS, SMARTASS?" Seriously, I need a girl for this type of useless shit, and currently, I'm not attracted to any girl. Is that surprising?

No. Not in the least.

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Be the one that's about to say something totally akward:

"Well I mean..we don't necissarily need a girl.." Jesus Christ Strider what the hell are you saying!? He's gonna think you're a wierdo who has a crush on him! You blew your cover dipshit!

"...WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, STRIDER?" Karkat raised an eyebrow. Damn, he looks good doing that. He just looks so kissable..so..tempting.

Get it together, Strider! Remember! No one knows you're gay! Shut your damn mouth!

"I-I'm not implying anything..just thinking..y'know.." I felt my face get hot. What the hell us going on? Dave Strider never gets flustered! "ARE YOU SAYING WE SHOULD STUDY A GAY RELATIONSHIP?" He stood up.

He stood up.

ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT ABORT THE MOTHERFUCKING MISSION, YOU'VE BEEN SPOTTED STRIDER ABORT. SHIT SHIT SHIT KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT KEEP IT SHUT. SHUT THE FU-

"Yeah, I mean we should do something no one is thinking of doing."

He gave me a weird look.

Yep, it's over. You blew it.

"I GUESS, I MEAN WE MIGHT GET A REALLY GOOD GRADE SO I PERSONALLY DON'T SEE WHY WE SHOULDN'T." He replied with a shrug. Did he just agree on doing some homo shit with me?

Yes he motherfucking did.

"Oh uh..alright," I cleared my throat. My swag is back, finally. I just had a question, a very curious question. I was just having a mental war in my head wheater I should ask or not.

Fuck yeah I should ask, I have enough swag to cover anything up. My question would be nothing but ironic. "I just, have a question." I sat on an extremely ironic chair I had in my extremely ironic apartment. He looked at me curiously, walking over to me and nodding, implying for me to go on. Y'know, it's pretty hard having to ask this when he's so close. "How are you planning on doing this? If you realize it, I don't know anyone who's, y'know, a homo."
I totally fucking lied.

My brother is fucking gay and his boyfriend is my godamn teacher. Did I want to admit that? Hell no. Was I embarresed? Hell no. I just wanted to see what his mind would come up with, aaaand I was kind of hoping he would say something I've had dreams about.

In a totally swag way though.

He was thinking..I could tell there was only one way we could do this project.

And we both knew how we had to do it.

"I MEAN, I'M NOT SAYING TO- I MEAN, WE DON'T HAVE TO," He was turning red. Oh god.

If only he knew what he was doing to me.

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Be the one that's feeling weird:

I can't believe I'm saying this. Just considering it, makes me feel nervous. I started looking at my hands, soon interlocking my fingers into my own hands, I just couldn't look at him. "I MEAN, I'M NOT SAYING TO- I MEAN, I'M NOT SAYING WE HAVE TO-"

"You're saying that we should experiment, on eachother, right?" Dave asked me. His voice cracked, something that made me laugh a little. I looked at him, and we stood like that for what seemed like forever. He conitued,"I don't mind if you don't," he smiled. His smile made my face heat up and my stomach go mad. He's making me feel ways I never even knew I had.

What the fuck, Strider?

What the fuck is your problem?

Why do you make me feel all...weird?

I nodded, clearly at the moment it was the only thing I was capable of doing. I looked at my watch, 6:04 p.m.

I should get going, Gamzee could be home any minute now, and with him being, well him, he cannot be alone in the apartment. "I SHOULD GET GOING," I waved and headed for the door until I heard Dave call my name,"Karkat." I stopped and turned to him. When he said my name, I swear I could fucking barbecue with the heat of my damn face. Am I sick? Is that why I feel hot? He walked toward me and continued,"Well, I was thinking, since we're gonna be doin' this 'experiment' thing, we should start already so, if you don't mind," he leaned in and kissed me on the corner of my lips while putting his hands on my waist.

Okay,this is too much for me.

I just, I wanted to say stop but I couldn't.

So, I guess my body took the best of me and reacted, I held his face and bought it to mine and just leaned in and...

Kissed him.

A long, amazing kiss.

Once we pulled away, I did the best thing I was good at.

I ran away.

I fucking ran as fast as my legs could take me.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

This was my fault.

What the fuck did I just do?

I just fucked everything up.

Everything.

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I WANTED TO ADD THE PART I FORGOT IN THE LAST CHAPTER AND SO FAR THINGS ARE GETTING FUCKING SPICY GUYS LIKE I KNOW I'M THE AUTHOR AND I COULD DO WHAT I WANT WITH THIS BUT I FUCKING LOVE WHERE THIS IS GOING