Yandere Kanao X Tanjiro

A ✨Flamboyant✨ Mission

A month has passed since the Akaza fight. Rengoku went into a deep coma, but the Kakushi confirmed he would survive. Unfortunately but not shockingly, we couldn't defeat Akaza. Sanemi and Obanai stupidly scolded us, not actually have ever even SEEN an upper moon before. I held myself back from shouting at them, in anger of insulting Rengoku, who is in a painfully deep coma. I started to walk and wander off, before I heard screaming.

Aoi: "Ahhh!!!"

Kiyo and Sumi: "WAAAAHHHH!!!"

Kanao: intense sweating

Kanao's thoughts: "Ahhh! What do I do!? Oh yeah, I can just flip a coi- Wait, Tanjiro-Senpai said not to!"

Aoi: "Helppp!"

Kanao pulls intensely on Aoi and Naho's kidnapper's arms

Tengen: "Knock it off!"

He violently shakes Kanao off

Tanjiro stumbles upon it

Tanjiro: "???"

Tanjiro: "Kidnapping girls isn't very manly of you!"

Tengen: "??????"

Tanjiro: "Put them down this instant!"

Tengen: "Yeah... No. I need females for a mission."

Kiyo and Sumi: "Naho's not a Demon Slayer!"

Tengen: eyes Naho and drops her off a roof

Tanjiro: Catches Naho and placed her down softly

Tanjiro: "Put Aoi down! We can go in replacement of her!"

Tengen: "We?"

Zenitsu and Inosuke appear out of thin air

Tanjiro: "We!"

Tengen: "Fine.. But remember... I am your supreme leader!"

He drops Aoi off the the roof and Tanjiro catches her and place her down softly, yet again.

Tengen: "You servants may call me... Lord Tengen! King of Festivals!"
Tanjiro: "...ok."

Inosuke: "Nice to meet you King of Festivals! I'm the King of the Mountains!"

Tengen: "...wow. never heard of you 'king of mountains'."

Tanjiro: "Ah... This is a very awkward interaction... We should, uhh... Maybe get to the place the mission is held..."

Zenitsu: "Yeah... Uh, agreed."

Tengen pulls out some lipstick, eye liner, blush and a giant makeup palette

Tengen: "Time to get to work!"

A few moments later

Tengen's mice find a hold up a shiny mirror Infront of each of their faces

Zenitsu: "!?!?"

Inosuke: "..."

Tanjiro: "."

Tengen: "Is it flamboyant!? Or, is, it, flamboyant!?"

Inosuke: whispers in Tanjiro's ear "Not very flaming boy ant or whatever it is he just said."

Tengen: "Hey! I heard that!"

Inosuke: "Heard what?"

Tengen: "Don't play dumb with me! I heard you say it was very flamboyant! That wasn't an option!"

Inosuke charmed at how great his hearing is

Tengen's freaked out

Tengen: "Why the hell are you blushing!?"