Here are 10 'Your so ugly jokes'
1. You're so ugly your mum makes you look in the mirror for punishment.
2. You're so ugly your mum puts meat around your head so the dog plays with you.
3. If your ugliness were bricks you'd be the Great Wall of China.
4. You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control... your face will do just fine.
5. You're so ugly you make onions cry.
6. When you walk into the bank they turn off their CCTV camera's.
7. You're so ugly you have to trick or treat through the phone.
8. You're so ugly farmers use your pictures as a scarecrow.
9. You're so ugly when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
10. You're so ugly you can model for death threats.
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