Steve groans and hides his face in his hands, anticipating jokes.
Tony raises an eyebrow and says, at the same time as Howard, "What, you don't wike it?"
They stare at each other for a moment, while Steve sighs. Bucky grins and elbows him.
The screen shows more clips of Chris repeating the sentence, before shifting back to the edited picture.
Sam bursts out laughing.
"Did you see Clint's face? Oh man."
"I have to say, Stevie, neon nails are the look for you. Maybe try red, blue and white next?" Snarked Tony.
The screen changes again to show Chris photobombing, making a silly face.
In the next scene, we can see Chris Pratt too.
"Hey that's me!" Exclaimed Peter Q.
"We have eyes." Gamora said, rolling her eyes.
"What does that have to do with what Peter said?" Asked Mantis.
"You are so stupid, Mantis. It has nothing to do with what Peter said." Drax added, laughing, which made Mantis sad for a moment before she punched him.
Gamora groaned out loud in frustration, which made them all sober up.
The video continued, and Chris P bent, with Jimmy F on his back and Chris E at his rear.
"You are such an idiot. I'm never letting you live this down." Promised Tony. Steve closed his eyes, resigned to his fate, knowing Tony would do just that.
Drax looked at Steve very seriously and said, "You have a very gorgeous and bountiful rear."
Steve made a choking noise, while Bucky and Sam snickered. Tony was laughing, and even Nat and Pepper, (who usually didn't laugh at others to add to their embarrassment) were grinning.
Howard winked at Steve and did a shimmying motion.
"Th-thank you, um, yeah, um okay." Stuttered Steve, embarrassed.
Peter Q smacked his forehead, embarrassed by Drax's words.
The video unpaused and the edited picture appeared.
The screen changed and a man appeared.
He said, "Can you name all of the 7 dwarves?"
The screen showed other celebrities scrambling for the names and failing.
Then it showed Chris with Anthony, as he answered them all, counting each off of his fingers.
Again, the edited picture appeared.
The next clip shows Chris with a blonde girl, while a smaller screen shows a child asking them how planes fly.
Chris answers immediately.
"It's magic right?"
Another child asks whether or not birds think.
The blonde girl (McKenna Grace I think) replies in the affirmative.
Chris remarks, very seriously, "Big Bird is a really smart guy. Owl, Winnie the Pooh, went to college."
"You are such a child." Said Sam, laughing at his expense.
"For the last time, THATS NOT ME!" Exclaimed Steve.
"Actually that's the first time you said that." Said Scott.
The video continued, as a child asks why the sky is blue.
Chris replies immediately, without pause.
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