UNITY

Q&A with our fave Characters!

"Tries to hug Darius but he swats him off*

Darius: Fuck off!

Author: Calm down children. Zach?

Zachary: It's Z.

Author: Fuck off, I created you.

*Z cringes*

Author: White clue or clear glue?

Zachary: Um... I don't like white glue since the creamy substance reminds me of something...

Alistair: Oh? What does it remind you of? *stares innocently at Zach*

Zachary: ...something. As for clear glue, yeah, I can tolerate that.

Alistair: *pouts* But cum comes with different colors...

Author: Okayyy... Alistair!

Alistair: Yes?

Author: Uh, question.

Alistair: Mhmm? Who should I ask?

Unity: Bitch! The question is for you!

Alistair: Oh... *blinks innocently* Yes?

Author: *sighs* Nevermind dude, you're too cute for me to get mad at.

Alistair: Aw... Thank you! *makes a finger heart*

Author: *faints*

Alistair: Is she... okay?

Unity: ... *sighs* I'll ask the questions. *takes the questioning cards from the author's hands*

Unity: E-ehem, "What's you favorite and least favorite letter of the alphabet and why?"

Alistair: Oh! That's easy! My favorite letter is "U" since, you know, it's the first letter of your name. ^_^

Unity: *blushes* Least favorite?

Alistair: D for dick--

Unity: Oooookaaayyyy, moving on! Connor?

Connor: *anxious* Ask away.

Unity: Would you rather be loved or understood?

Darius: Why is his fucking question so fucking deep while we got nonsensical ones?!?!

Author: Probably because we don't see or hear from him often that much.

All: ???

Unity: Since when were you awake?

Author: Since now...? Anyway, answer the question, Connor. You had plenty of time to think about it, no?

Connor: Probably loved? Since with love comes understanding, and such. Being understood is okay, but without the assurance that that someone doesn't love you, being understood is worthless.

All: ...

Connor: *looks around, confused* What?

Onyx: *pats his head* We love you bro.

Connor: *removes his hand* Of course, I know that! Hahaha!

Author: Right, question for Gray.

*Gray magically appears in a puff of smoke in front of the group*

Gray: It better be something related to meat. *grins maniacally* I love meat.

Darius: Get the fuck away from me! *Jumps in Edwards arms*

Alistair & Connor: *screams bloody murder and hugs each other, terrified*

The twins: *blocks Unity from Gray's view, each brandishing a machete*

Author: Calm yo asses! He's here because he's a friend, am I right, Gray?

Gray: Of course, of course! Now, what was your question for me friend, hm~?

Author: It says here, "Do you also act out your scenrs in front of your mirror before you attack people?"

Gray: Oh, hm... We don't have a mirror.

Darius: That explains it.

Gray: Yes, yes, my friend. We believe that looking in the mirror is going to make us vain, therefore-

Author: Shut the fuck up. *waves hand*

*Gray disappears*

Author: Right! Ehem, Jewel?

*Jewel falls from the ceiling*

Jewel: *cough, cough* H-hi! *cough*

Author: Do you fw Ed-

Onyx: Are we just gonna ignore how Jewel fell from the ceiling and into our laps? We're fucking coated with white powder!

Jewel: Yeah, yeah, it's my fault, always my fault! Bleh!

*THUD*

Jewel fell to the floor as the characters dusted themselves off.

Author: Now that that's settled, we may now move on to the question. Do you fw Ed Sheeran?

Jewel: I'm not really sure what "fw" means. If it means 'fuck with', nah, I don't fuck with Ed Sheeran. NO ONE fucks with Ed Sheeran.

Jewel: *whispers* No one.

All: ...

Author: Well, that's all the time we have everyone! Thank you for tuning in to our Q&A! This was fun!

Unity: Don't forget to wait for our second book that our dear author is gonna write this summer.

Darius: Hell yeah! We're going to pound town!

All: Shut up!

Author: That's it, bye everyone! Cut the cameras-!

*Broadcast ends*

A/N:

Thank you @HahaYouAreSoNotFunny for the questions! Special mention to @AmandaBemas who read this novel in one sitting. Are you even human? Hehehe hiii love youuuu thank you for the votes. ^_^