Stray Kids - The Chat

the pre-calculus teacher

pizzaslice: lmao imagine taking a test

Meanho: stop being rude to the child 🙄

dumbass: now jeongin give us da FACE REVEALLLL

Jisuck: YASSS

Felly: LETS GOO

savagemaknae: OKAY OKAY but give me a minute my teacher is walking towards me

2 minutes later

oldmanchan: uhh jeongin?

savagemaknae: Hello. This is Park Jinyoung, Yang Jeongin's pre-calculus teacher. Unfortunately, due to the distractions and idiocy you all inflicted on Jeongin, he has had his phone confiscated and is due to serve In-School suspension. Thank you, now fuck off.

pizzaslice: well fuck you too park jinyoung

savagemaknae: I am not afraid to block all of you and remove Jeongin from this foolish distraction.

seungtheman: your shiny bald head is a distraction 

Meanho: give jeongin back his phone or ill fucking hunt you down

savagemaknae: I can and will report you, "Meanho"

Meanho: fight me bitch

Felly: i have 63 medals in taekwondo fight us

seungtheman: wait fr-?

savagemaknae: I'm not scared of you, "Meanho" and "Felly"

Jisuck: you should be, fuckwad

savagemaknae blocked everyone

savagemaknae left the chat

dumbass: EXCUSE US-?

Felly: the audacity-

Jisuck: BITCH YOU DID NOT-

Meanho: IM MURDERING THAT TEACHER

pizzaslice: ARE TEACHERS EVEN ALLOWED TO DO THAT

oldmanchan: dont worry guys ill add him back lol

oldmanchan: SHIT I ACTUALLY CAN'T FIND JEONGIN'S NUMBER

Jisuck: THE PARK JINYOUNG GUY ACTUALLY BLOCKED US HOW DARE HE

pizzaslice: hell no we're getting the fetus back

seungtheman: but no one fucking knows who or where he is!

Felly: i was spamming jeongin during his test this is my fault :(

Meanho: shut up felix its not your fault

dumbass: i have a second phone, maybe i can text him through it and figure this out

seungtheman: dont text him now, or the park guy will block it as well then we'll loose jeongin

A fEw hOurS lAteR

Meanho: hyunjin, any luck?

dumbass: i was able to text him, but he doesn't know how to unblock people

seungtheman: i love the fetus but is he for real?

dumbass: nvm he figured it out

Felly: OMG THANK GOODNESS

dumbass added 10108 to the chat

Jisuck: JEONGINN

pizzaslice: WELCOME BACK FETUS

10108: who u calling fetus, roach?

pizzaslice: excuse me?

10108: wait aren't you the foolish adolescents talking to jeongin from that goofy groupchat?

oldmanchan: dude im a grown ass 21 year old adult

Meanho: HELL NO HYUNJIN YOU ADDED THE WRONG NUMBER

Felly: EWW ITS THE JINYOUNG PARK GUY

Jisuck: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE 

10108: i beg your pard-

Meanho kicked 10108 out

dumbass added 10008

10008: i live.

Jisuck: OMG YAY HEY JEONGIN

Felly: jeongin!!! :D

Meanho: thank fucking goodness we didn't loose you

10008: lmao were yall attacking my math teacher?

seungtheman: your math teacher is stupid

10008: ikr hes giving wingless chicken

oldmanchan: i would say to not call your teacher a wingless chicken, but i will let this one slide

pizzaslice: we change back your name

10008: if you're doing what i think you're doing so help me god-

pizzaslice: UwU

savagefetus: ima murder everyone

Meanho: ima airfry everyone

savagefetus: AYEEE LMAO

Meanho: my apprentice, i have taught you well.

Felly: pls dont fry me i like the french but i dont want to be a french fry.

dumbass: wait guys jeongin still needs to reveal 

savagefetus: yeah i need to walk my fish and mop the sidewalk. brb!! 

savagefetus went offline 

pizzaslice: andd we let him escape again

I literally just realized I have reached over 1k views and over a hundred votes! Thank you SO MUCH for reading my fanfiction, and I hope I made you smile once or twice in these past 20 chapters! 

Be prepared for more chapters soon >:)