Saiyans? On My Planet? (It's More Likely Than You Think)

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Vegeta and Nappa's pods are shown flying through space as they approached Earth.

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta: (slightly annoyed) No.

"Not this shit again." Scourge cursed, angrily.

Shadow was pissed off as well. "No doubt his partner will disintegrate him into bits."

"I really hope so." Fiona remarked.

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta: (more annoyed) No.

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta: (really annoyed) No!

The pods begin to descend down onto the earth.

Knucks was relieved. "Now you are."

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta: (now irritated) NO!

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta: (relieved) Yes.

Rebel sighed with relief, rubbing her head. "About time. Now we can finally relax."

"That is, until Nappa finds a way to annoy us." Nine points out. "Including Vegeta."

The Space Pods crash through a building and land in the middle of the road, forming two huge craters.

Nappa: Yaaay!

"SHUT THE FUCK NAPPA!!!" Knuckles cursed, very loudly.

Sonic was taken back by the echidna's sudden outburst. "Jeez, Knuckles. Take it-"

"You too, Sonic!! I don't want to hear it!!"

"Yeesh. And I thought Amy had anger issues." 

The pinkette pulled out her hammer. "What was that, Sonic?"

"I didn't say anything!"

[Opening Sequence]

We then come to Vegeta and Nappa landing on the street, in front of a group of shocked citizens.

Nappa: Hey look, Vegeta, more locals.

Citizens are shown to be completely scared with most of them whimpering.

Citizen: ....So, are you guys alien....

Nappa destroys the entire city, leaving nothing but a gigantic crater.

"OH MY GOD!!!" Thorn shouted, completely horrified at what she just witnessed.

"H-h-he... he just... he just destroyed them all..." Tails stuttered, scared. 

"...with only his fingers." Wave finished, frightened.

"All that power." Rusty Rose said under her breath.

Scourge, however, wasn't easily startled. "Would you look at that." 

"He didn't even hesitate." Fiona said.

Nappa: Ahhh, I hate awkward silences.

"THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST FLY AWAY, YOU DUMBASS?!!!" Knuckles screamed infuriated.

"You don't just kill people just because they make you uncomfortable!!" Silver exclaimed, shaking his head. "He has a bit of an over reaction!" 

Vegeta: Dammit, Nappa, think before you act!

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