Kai.

How to Join DVU

The DVU. I don't even know how many people know of us anymore, but here's a simple explanation.

We are a group of "Elites", or exceptionally good roleplayers, that were formed during the first Surge, or so it has been dubbed now. The Surge was a time placed at around two years ago, where the roleplaying community was at its highest. Many accounts were made, and fought with. Some died. Some survived. There are many who left and a few who have returned; one example is me, though my roleplaying pace needs to pick up again. There are a few original members that I can remember from Wattpad. Dc, Pat, Eon, Kyle, Mari and I. There were more, but these were the most active on Watty, and the names most remembered.

Since then, a few have joined through one means or another, though only through showing exceptional skill in at least one area. These are Kori, Sarah, Meyr , Cody and Whisper. Respect them.

And so, due to requests, I completed a test for joining our ranks for the curious. Some may say it is impossible. I would agree.

Test One: Conquer Mari's fiery thighs. This is a DVU joke. No godmodding allowed.

Test Two: Have a larger vocabulary than Kyle's computer and physics knowledge. No dictionarys or thesauruses allowed.

Test Three: Beat Dc in a fair spar.

Test Four: Convince Eon that Kai is not her sex slave. This is another inside joke. It is also impossible. I have tried.

Test Five: Laugh more at the Corpse Windmill Test than Dc, Mari and Kai combined. This is the most impossible term yet, I have to warn you.

Test Six: Type more than Dc in a T1 roleplay. Just try it.

Test Seven: Have more accounts than Eon. Alternately, make a complete other personality and play it off as an actual person for more than half a year perfectly (aka better than Eon v.v).

So there you have it guys. There are also requirements needed to attempt the test.

I'm kidding. I've been told to say that you can join us. But the real way is to gain our trust, approval and respect. Though if you can achieve any of the above you may become an honorary member anyway v.v