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In all the fanfics the girl is always getting kidnapped by her other lover and her boyfriend isn't there to save her. So she screams, "SAVE MEH!" And in less than a second, he's here.
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Is he a vampire, or is he a psychic or something? Cause he can't run or drive that fast (driving that fast would result in a driver ticket). So the boy punches the other boy square in the jaw and his hand doesn't have a bruise.
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Again, "STAY AWAY FROM MY WEAK IDIOT GIRL!"
*kills man*
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