In all the fanfics the girl is always getting kidnapped by her other lover and her boyfriend isn't there to save her. So she screams, "SAVE MEH!" And in less than a second, he's here.
Is he a vampire, or is he a psychic or something? Cause he can't run or drive that fast (driving that fast would result in a driver ticket). So the boy punches the other boy square in the jaw and his hand doesn't have a bruise.
Again, "STAY AWAY FROM MY WEAK IDIOT GIRL!"
The world has been overrun with aliens it is our job to eliminate them all