030 ≈ Have You Ever Seen A Pork Chop Chop If A Pork Chop Could Chop Death?

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I deserve to be punished, to be castrated for my crimes. I did not, in fact, upload this within the first week of May as promised. I apologize with every fiber of my being.

From now on, (M/N) will be your mispronounced name . . . now seeing as I said that, you can probably guess what happens in the chapter.

Rani_Kriss123uwu drew some moments from the story as comic book panels (they're really funny, trust). In the external link, I've added a Spotify playlist that EnzoRocket on Quotev created for the book, so check it out!

I also highly encourage you to check out this chapter on Quotev because I can't link more fanart on Wattpad, but Frog girl and Demon also provided fanart that I've linked in the Quotev chapter.

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Inosuke had found a fruit tree. It was obviously the best fruit tree since he'd found it and chosen it to be the source of his meals for the day.

He walked around it, judging the trunk's thickness and the strength of the branch. After a solid punch to the trunk of the tree, he nodded, letting out a harsh breath through his mask.

"Hup!" He swung his arms back and jumped from one branch to another until he reached the one closest to the fruits.

Inosuke took a large bite out of the fruit, cackling to himself as the sweet juice ran down his face.

"HAHAHA! I FOUND THE BEST ONE! AS EXPECTED OF MYSELF!"

Just as he was about to take another bite, the skin on his left arm started to tingle before growing very prickly. It felt like the time he walked through a bush and felt the brambles poking his side. He'd only felt his way when new creatures entered his mountain.

Another opponent to show off my strength!

He threw away the pit of the fruit and leaped into the air, landing on the ground and sprinting to the area with the new weak chump.

As he grew closer, a strange ominous feeling crept over him. His beastly instincts told him that there was something dangerous up ahead, a predator of unimaginable proportions. But what was danger to him? He'll punch danger in the face!

He harshly shook his head and arrived at the location his instincts told him about. He looked around the area, seeing short bamboo shoots and some bugs through the eyes of his boar mask.

There's nothing here?

Inosuke slowly combed through the area, staying close to the ground in case whoever was there tried to attack him. After he smacked the branch of a bamboo tree out of his face, he noticed the smell of smoke and roasting meat. He drew closer to the smell, seeing the glow of a fire and the silhouette of someone sitting right beside it. The feeling of danger increased the closer he got but he ignored it because Inosuke needed to protect his mountain from unwanted creatures. It was his mountain, damn it!

"Huh?" The human's head turned to where Inosuke had hidden. Heart pounding, he had dove head first for the bushes right next to him to stay out of their sight. He couldn't let himself be caught until he commenced his incredibly intelligent plan to get rid of these intruders.

The human blinked, eyes surveying the area before they shrugged and turned back to their roasting meat.

Should I start now?

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