To be honest, being The Handmaid has some perks. Sure, it's awful and degrading, but I love all the new places I would never be able to see otherwise. I saw a city, a huge one! Full of skyscrapers, and lights, and it was never quiet! I liked it there.
It's also ridiculously fun to prank other members of other timelines. If you're reading this Equius, I do not regret placing a hoofbeast skull on the foot of your bed. Your reaction was golden! I also do not regret the following: placing spiders in Sollux's bed, changing all the sides of Vriska's dice to snake eyes, sending Eridan 11 copies of Magic For Dummies and writing over all of Karkat's rom coms with horror movies. Or stealing everyone's glasses.
See? This isn't always bad, I'll admit it. I sometimes have fun with these things! No Terezi, I will not give you back your red chalk.
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aradia: it n0w bec0mes apparent t0 me that i am stumbling acr0ss existence and have l0st c0ntr0l 0f it all. 0f c0urse i have many 0pti0ns 0f what i can d0 with my life, but i wanted th0se 0pti0ns t0 be g00d. is that selfish? maybe thats why im writi...