It was the night before the big day and the big man was preparing everything just as he has always done, though this year it will be a bit different... because-
???: AHCHOOO!
???2: dad?
???: AHCHHIIIE! *sniffles* (y/n)? What is it?
(Y/n): What do you mean what is it!? Dad you're sick.
Santa: *congested* nonsense my boy! Just a little...
His father sneezed again, as a cloud of magic turned a couple of bootleg toys to official merchandise from their respective companies. And also this Kirby doll.
Santa: *congested* well, let's go, is everything packed.
(Y/n): Dad please...
They got to the main landing area where the reindeers are ready for the night. (Y/n) fed them as some elves set the sack on the sleigh.
Santa: *Congested* alright let's g-gah...ah... AHCOO!!!
(Y/n) covered himself, as a gust of a magic cloud hit the reindeers.
(Y/n): Dad! No! You're sick and you're not leaving! You might do something that'll get you in trouble.
He pushed his father out of the landing area as he was lead to his bedroom.
Santa: *congested* I-I'm sorry son... I guess I can't do it this year... but you can.
(Y/n): I... me? Why!?
Santa:*congested* because I said so. Now if you- Ah... AHHH!! Aghh that's the worse. Well I hope you do well...
As Santa close the door, a huge sneeze was heard as magic mist escaped from the bottom of the floor. (Y/n) check the time and went to the reindeers.
(Y/n): alright guys, change of plans, we'll be going together while dad gets some... rest... uh....
(Y/n): Uh
(Y/n): Uh..... Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer,Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen. wait isn't there supposed to be 9 of you Uh girls.
Rudolph: Of course we're all here!
(Y/n) was tackled from behind by vixen as she yells out-
Vixen: Hehe happy nude deers!
(Y/n): H-how did dad's magic do this.
Dancer: Hmm? How? We don't know. But look at this body~
Prancer: Yeah, you may look nice but I have the better body.
She get close to (y/n) and whispers to him.
Prancer: and let's be honest the only one you truly need is me~
(Y/n) had to now take up his fathers job for the night and stare at anthro reindeer ass which isn't a bad sight to be fair. But he doesn't want to risk those legends of his father actually being a pervert. Which doesn't help that all the elves are girls.
(A/n: how convenient I know)
(Y/n): I uh... need to go look for some to help. I'll be back...
Cupid: Why? We can still do our jobs. Sadly...
Vixen: Aww, are you not able to do your dads jobs while staring at our juicy ass.
Donner: Don't be ashamed about it, we can make the sky thunder as we make love in the sky.
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Teen Male reader x Female Varient Oneshot
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