𝐋𝐎𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 • countryhumans

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I listened closely as Ariel spoke. He was going on and on about Undertale... yeesh.

In class, this man doesn't shut up!.

The teachers screamed and once even nearly hit him to shut up but he still kept talking.

"OKAY! Enough about lust and underlust! Let's talk about the countries!" I said. He FINALLY shut his mouth! "I don't know anything about history and geography th-"

"You'll learn!." I said, as calmly as Dumbledore.

♕

"And this is a past country, Yugoslavia." I said showing its flag.

"Huh.. cool!" Ariel said, slightly interested.
"Did you know that living alone can increase your chance of depression by 42 compared to living with others?" Ariel said, smiling.

"Oh woah... I guess I'll be living with roommates then-" I said. Depression isn't something I'm looking forward to having.

I wonder, in the future, will I be alone?

Ariel got a notification from his phone, it was his mother. "Oh! Sorry f/n, but I gotta go! mom wants me to cook for today.." he said, sadly.

I smiled. "Oh. Okay! See ya later I guess."

I unlocked my phone as Ariel had left.

The organizations had been more active recently. I wonder why.

UN:
Huh. Anyway.

America:
Wydm anyway, you lil bitc?

Israel:
Lmaoooo

India:
Sksksks

Russia:
Sksksks

Germany:
Yeesh.

Hungary:
So. Um

Italy:
HRHEHRHEHHEHRGGEGEGEGEGEGR SPAGET

EU:
Italia... Pay your fucking debt... or I'm going to fucking nuke you.

You:
😨
if you do that my online frien will die bc you, jackass >:[

EU:
Why would that matter to me?

Britain:
👊👊👊👊👊

You:
Men in 90s after their wife accidentally puts 00000000000.1% more salt in food:

Azerbaijan:
YOU DID NOT JUST PULL THAT.

Indonesia:
THEY DID JUST PULL THAT.

Saint Pierre and Miquelon:
GET REKT MF

France:
YES.

Venezuela:
Chaos

Haiti:
L

America:
F/N, did you know that @Social Onion has a older sister?

You:
Wait what
Who????

Alaska:
Me.
@Russian Empire, my past father sold me off.

Soviet Union:
One of the reasons I killed him. Simple.

Alaska:
You sold me for such a stupid reason...
Then you wanted me back since I then magically became profitable.

Hawaii:
Alaska... I hear you crying :( don't cri or I will cri >:∆

Alaska:
❤️

You:
NOOOO BBY DONT CRIIIIII YOU'RE GONAN MAKE ME CRIIIIIII

Mississippi:
WHY ARE WE ALL CRING?! WAHHHHHH

America:
Oh... Issi, Aska, Waii, and N/N- don't cry- plus. Aska, are you happier with being my child or with him?

Alaska:
YOUUU :(

America:
❤️

Soviet Child:
Stop messing with my sister's mind, capitalist!

Vietnam:
dì :(
Tôi không thích ông vì những gì ông đã làm với bạn :(

Uzbekistan:
Fuuyuuu

You:
RUSSSSSSSIIIIAAAAAAANNNNNN EEEEEMMMMMPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS

R.E:
byebye

I put my phone down.

Atleast she's happy with America as her father now...