· Serena: I talked to the nurse and I'm kidnapping you.
Eric: We're going shopping, aren't we?
· Serena: Jenny, right?
Jenny: Yeah hi.
Serena: This is my—
Eric: Stylist. And personal shopper, Eric.
· Chuck: I love this town. I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena: And if you get a drink they're also serving pigs.
Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty.
Serena: You just love it when a girl talks to you.
Chuck: Actually I prefer it when they're not talking.
Serena: Hm. I've missed your witty banter.
· Serena: So you'll pick me up at eight?
Dan: You'd really go out with some guy you don't know?
Serena: Well you can't be worse than the guys I do know.
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· Dan: My sister was right. You're nice.
Serena: You asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice?
Dan: No. I just thought you were hot. Technically, you asked me out.
Serena: Oh. Okay, okay. I see. So, um, sensitive tortured soul boy is actually kind of superficial, huh.
Dan: Yeah, just a little bit.
Serena: Good to know.
· Eric: So he waved? I wouldn't have taken him for a waver.
Serena: Maybe he was just trying to be funny.
Eric: Maybe he's shy.
Serena: Or he hated me.
Eric: No guy in the history of the world has ever hated you.
· Lily: I know how hard it is for you to be back, but the more you hide yourself away the more people are going to think you have something to hide.
Serena: Coming from someone who's keeping my brother in an institution.
· Ref: Running out of colors here, Blair.
Serena: And I'm running out of patience. That's enough.
Blair: It's enough when I say it's enough.
· Dan: If you ever need anybody to talk to. Or, not talk to. I'd be happy to do either.
Serena: I'll keep that in mind.
· Dan: Isn't that the girl who told the entire school and, oh, several colleges that you had a drug problem?
Serena: Yeah, but Blair can be a little... Blair.
