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Sherlock.(BBC)

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Mike : Yeah, he’s always like that.

[Getting out of the taxi and on the way to the crime scene.]

Sherlock: Did I get anything wrong?

John: Harry and me don't get on, never have. Clara and Harry split up three months ago and they're getting a divorce. And Harry is a drinker.

Sherlock: Spot on, then. I didn't expect to be right about everything.

John: Harry's short for Harriet.

Sherlock: Harry's your sister.

John: What exactly am I supposed to be doing here?

Sherlock: Sister!

John: No, seriously, what am I doing here?

Sherlock: There's always something.

[Sherlock has a small squabble with Anderson upon arriving at the new crime scene]

Sherlock: Ah, Anderson. Here we are again.

Anderson: It's a crime scene. I don't want it contaminated! Are we clear on that?

Sherlock: Very clear. Is your wife away for long?

Anderson: Oh don't pretend you worked that out! Somebody told you that!

Sherlock:Your deodorant told me that.

Anderson: My deodorant.

Sherlock: It's for men.

Anderson: Well of course it's for men! I'm wearing it!

Sherlock: So's Sergeant Donovan. [sniffs] Ooh... I think it just vaporised. May I go in?

Anderson: Now look, whatever you're implying-

Sherlock: I'm not implying anything. I'm sure Sally came round for a nice little chat, and just happened to stay over. And I assume she scrubbed your floor, going by the state of her knees.[Sally looks visibly embarrassed]

[Sherlock is looking at Jennifer Wilson's body, alone with Lestrade and John]

Sherlock: Shut up.

Lestrade: I didn't say anyth —

Sherlock: You were thinking. It's annoying.

Lestrade: Cardiff?

Sherlock: It’s obvious, isn’t it?

John: It’s not obvious to me.

Sherlock: Dear God. What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.

Anderson: [In the doorway] She's German. [This breaks Sherlock's concentration] "Rache," German for revenge, she could be trying to tell us...

Sherlock: [Interrupts] Yes, thank you for your input. [Shuts the door in Anderson's face]