Chapter 2: Goddess, Devil and a nerd

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Rain was violently falling in a desert, the only sign of civilization in miles being a singular diner. Thunders casually lighting up the dark and grimm sky, completely clouded up. Suddenly, an explosion, stronger than any thunder, destroyed the diner leaving only rubbles. In the few rests of the diner, a "girl" tries to stand up after getting hit by the explosion

I.C-0n:"ow..." *she opened her eyes, looking up* "what in the fresh weeb hell?"

before her, 2 figures stood tall. A boy and a girl, both in...Very bizzare clothing and saying phrases in Japanese, wich translation was:

I.C-313n:"Nice to meet you, Icon!"

Krow:"My sister and I are big fans of your work! Like it or not, you're coming with us!"

I.C-0n:"...huh?"

Confused, and not understanding a word of what the weebs just said, Icon got up, and dusted herself off

I.C-0n:"I have no idea what you just said, but I think i'll make you two beg for mercy in a language i can actually understand if I TURN BOTH OF YOU INSIDE OUT!"

A sadistic smile on her face, as her eyes glowed a bright green
Krow scoffed at her, looking annoyed already by her behaviour

Krow:"Maybe me and my Sister understimated you. You don't even know how to speak somenthing that isn't english! That's pathetic alrea-"

Before he could finish his Anime-villaim monologue, he got hitted in the head by a rock
And the person who trew said rock was surprised

Max:"Uh. Guess my aim is getting better"

Krow:"Why you..."

Krow instantly rushed at Max, grabbing a slightly bigger rock than the one he got hitted by and planning to use it to beat the nerd up. Meanwhile, Icon's Hair turned into giant claws as she charged at 313n, the latter grabbing her Hair and throwing her far away, then following her and hitting Icon with a flurry of punches, ending everything with a kick to the head.
Icon, irritated, grabbed 313n by the face, slamming her on the ground and dragging her around and then throwing her in the air, using her giant claws to cut off her limbs and gut her out. Looking proud of herself, she turned around and started to head back to the rests of the Diner

I.C-0n:"You should've never challenged a God, you dollar store copy! Doesn't your dear "Anime" bullshit teach you that?"

She then got a hole in her stomach, done by a Now-regeneraring 313n

I.C-313n:"Shouldn't a God know to never turn your back on the enemy?"

Her cutoff limbs were regenerating at a fast rate, while the ones on the ground were decoponsing twice as fast, same with the "organs" she lost.
She got her arm out of Icon's stomach, and kicked her sky high, just to punch her to the ground as hard as she could. She then got a held of her "rival" and held her by the Neck

I.C-313n:"Any last words, Icon-chan?"

And before both of them could utter a word, a giant mace flew towards the head of 313n, hitting her right on the forehead. A figure then grabbed the still airborn weapon, and smashed 313n with it, creating such a shockwave that it even knocked icon some meters away. The figure got up, holding tightly onto the mace. It was another internecion cube, but with golden claws, wheels behind its "feet" and golden horns coming out of its hair. It then started inspecting the corpse, looking for somenthing

I.C-0n:"HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"

The cube simply gazed at Icon, with no kind of emotion whatsoever on its face, as it kept inspecting. After a bit, it stopped

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