Jean: Hey Eren!
Eren: What's up, horseface?
Jean: *sighs* You know that today is Mother's Day, right?
Eren: Yeah, so?
Jean: Have you gotten a present for your mom yet?
Eren: She's dead you moron.
Jean: So... that's a no then. I think that your mother already received her Mother's Day present though.
Eren: What is it? *tilts head*
Jean: Being eaten by a titan.
Eren: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
Jean: Hey, no one talks crap about my mother!
Eren: *transforms into a titan and beats the crap out of Jean*
I just wanted to say Happy Mother's Day to all the moms here. Sorry for being inactive for about a couple months, exams and finals are about to happen...
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