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Exactly what the title says and no I don't own any of the characters in any of these stories.

If Eragon and the others got phones

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by Tamagotchifart

by Tamagotchifart

Eragon to Brom~

Eragon: Hey Broom

Eragon: *Broom

Eragon: *BROOM

Eragon: BROOOM

Eragon: fuckit, hey Broom.

Brom: Eragon....

Eragon to Murtagh~

Eragon: Buttocks come over here, I found something

Eragon: *Buttocks

Eragon: *BUTTOCKS

Eragon: You know what I mean.

Murtagh: How did you get buttocks?

Eragon to Arya~

Eragon typing....

Arya: I see you typing

Arya: I don't trust you when you type

Eragon: Hey Arya!

Arya: Oh goodness

Eragon: I'm being careful with my typing, Asia

Eragon: GODDAMMIT

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I guess Eragon has to watch out for Buttocks ;)