"FOR SALE: Baby shoes. Never worn."
~ Ernest Hemingway
SAD ONES:
She was expecting, but never delivered.
"Hey, Gran, it's me again." "Who?"
Wedding last year. Funeral this year.
Finally, her breathing stopped sounding laboured.
"Hey dad!" "Stop calling this number."
DARK ONES:
"It's your fault!" "WATCH THE ROAD!"
Burglar breaks in: homeowner breaks out.
Eight years almost up. Family terrified.
"Did you kill him?" "No comment."
FUNNY/LIGHTHEARTED ONES:
Told to isolate. Died in freezer.
Dye factory robbed: perpetrator caught red-handed.
Missing: virginity. If found, please return.
Cases closed. Bar patriots in riot.
The next station is.... on fire??
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Coffee Shop Scribbles
RandomA place for all my miscellaneous short stories, poetry and 'micro-fiction'. There's no order or organisation or posting schedule for this - it's just a place to compile my random titbits of writing. Because this is completely random, there are n...
