Get Better: What NOT to include in fanfiction

Really Bad Smut

Ok, so i wrote smut like ONCE and apparently it was decent so that gives me the right to say what smut writing is shit lol /j

What to NOT do:
- Use no punctuation. It is horrific reading though literal porn without even a comma. Please, at least USE A CAPITAL LETTER AT THE START OF A SENTENCE OMFG.
- Use the word member. I mentioned this before but uh, a member of what? The school space club? Just get the courage to say dick, it's not that hard (that's what she said heheheheh).
- Forget to add a mature tag. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES IVE OPENED A FANFIC ONLY FOR IT TO BE SMUT? THE MATURE TAG IS THERE FOR A REASON. Please add it.
- Write a really short smut. I know writing is hard, but pls can we at least have 300 words? Ive read 50 word smut; which is surprisingly descriptive, but VERY ANTICLIMACTIC. You may as well have just wrote "they kissed, they fucked, the end." BRUH.

I won't tell you WHAT to write, because that isnt my business, but remember NOT TO DO ANY OF THE ABOVE