Dec. 24, 2012 Movie Title - Unintentional Walk of Shame

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What happened this morning was straight out of a movie script.

EXTERIOR. MY STREET – MISSION BLVD. – 5:30A.M.

The scene opens with the main character Girl (me) yelling frantically and making a mad dash to the Harley Davidson sitting in front of her house. Main character Boy (Max) totally ignores the Girl’s pleas, takes the bike off the kickstand, and begins to ride off into the sunrise. 2nd, and very minor in importance, Girl (Emily) pulls away from her husband and starts chasing down the Boy. When 2nd and minor part Girl (Emily) trips on a bump in the sidewalk and does a quasi face plant, her husband runs to save her. With Hollywood special effects in play, the Boy is the first one there, picking up his ex-girlfriend and minor character Girl (Emily) and tenderly checking the wounds on her hand. Minor character Girl usurps the starring role, and has both men wanting to take care of her. The husband is not a happy camper. Not only is his wife hurt, but the ex-boyfriend is also the first one on the scene to take care of his wife. He growls at both the Boy and the Girl and takes his wife into their house. The Girl, too, isn’t happy with the way the minor character Girl stops the Boy’s life with her every hiccup and usurps the starring role. BUT, she is grateful for the chance to make everything right with the Boy.

THE GIRL

(pissed off)

Let’s talk!

Boy follows.

DONOVAN

Jane, you need a ride back to work? You want me to pick you up in a few hours?

Girl forgot that her “overnight” date was still there watching this circus act.

THE BOY

(angry, territorial, resolute)

No!

Donovan chuckles and cruises right up to the Girl. Girl is a bit freaked out – no, she’s more than a bit freaked out.

DONOVAN

(whispers the words, then pulls the GIRL in for a chaste kiss on the forehead)

If you need me, don’t hesitate to call, okay?

The Boy gives a f*** off look and pulls the Girl away.

INTERIOR. GIRL’S BEDROOM – A FEW MINUTES AFTER 5:30AM

THE GIRL

What the hell was that with Emily?

THE BOY

(ANGRY! and hollering)

You spend the night with another man, he kisses you in front of me, and you’re the one mad?

THE GIRL

(also angry and yelling)

I beg you to stop so I can explain, but noooo that’s not enough. Then Emily has a tiny little fall and your life stops till all is right in her world. You got to her even before my brother, her husband, did.

THE BOY

(still yelling)

You drive me freakin’ insane!

The Boy grabs the Girl and pulls her into his body and kisses her – no, devours her – as if their life depends upon this kiss. His kiss is possessive…demanding…seductive… and the Girl matches him, lust for lust.

INTERIOR. THE BED – ANOTHER FEW MINUTES LATER

Just about all clothes are off and the Boy and the Girl struggle for dominance on the bed. The Boy allows the Girl to take the lead for a while until he roughly shows her who’s boss. Moans, Groans, Oohs, Aahs, happen until the phone rings…and rings…and rings…

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