shut up, kim duckja

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vampire! yjh x duck! kdj

-you read that right

-supernatural/no scenario au

-duck song

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This was it. The most humiliating experience of Yoo Joonghyuk's life. Twenty eight years on this planet all leading up to this moment.

Yoo Joonghyuk had been forced to help run a lemonade stand.

This was all for the sake of his sister, he told himself. She needs that Girl Scout badge, dammit.


In an attempt to get Yoo Mia more social, he had signed her up as a Girl Scout, which focused on promoting peace between species.

Thankfully enough, she hadn't picked up her brother's antisocial nature and instead made tons of friends. She seemed to really enjoy being a Girl Scout as well.

But why a lemonade stand?

Lemonade is a drink that everyone can enjoy, since most species that can eat don't have any serious vendettas against lemons. Other goods brought too much risk, take cookies for example. A main ingredient in a lot of recipes required chocolate, something that werewolves (who look way too human to be able to tell them part) are unable to eat. Lemonade was an overall good choice when it came to serving the supernatural community.

"Oppa, with your handsome face we'll be sure to get a lot of customers!" His sister beamed at him. He couldn't say no to her.




He was always happy to help when it came to his sister, but managing a lemonade stand for her was almost pushing it. When she initially asked him for help he had refused, it was only after she kept asking that he accepted.

And since he had accepted, he had to put his all into the stand. Yoo Joonghyuk never did anything half assed.

There was strategy involved, for one. The location was perfect, right in the middle of the local park where people went on lengthy walks. It also helped that there was a lake nearby so if business ever got slow, they could easily relocate using minimal effort and serve anyone living there instead.

Yoo Joonghyuk had also taken the time to perfect his lemonade recipe. With that, he could easily crush any competition as well.

There was just one thing though. He and Yoo Mia were both vampires.

As vampires, they couldn't stay in the sun very long. Because of this, they both had to alternate in shifts. As the older of the two, Yoo Joonghyuk had naturally grown more of an immunity to it than his sister so he was given the longer working hours.

But why not just put up an umbrella? Well, the particular park they set up shop had plenty of changelings who had a habit of breaking personal property. It was better to have no umbrella than an umbrella that a changeling could swing onto from a tree and break, ruining the entire stand. They couldn't set up shop underneath a tree for that very reason.

He couldn't have anyone interfering with his stand when the lemonade stand in itself was a nuisance. He didn't need anything else bothering him.




The lemonade stand was a hit, as expected.

Genius marketing techniques (the siblings' faces) combined with an excellent venue and amazing lemonade, it was a recipe for success. A crowd formed remarkably fast so in order to combat it, both siblings were on duty. Luckily the hype died down later though a steady line was still present.

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