Do u know what an iPhone is Hazzy?

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Leo: Oh no not this question agai-

Hazel: OF COURSE! I know what an iPhone is! I mean what kind of a mortal doesn't

Frank: Hazel you didn't know what it was until Leo and I told you a little while ago.

Hazel: SHUT UP- Oh my gods! I just hit 5 followers on Instagram. Er who's @hicupcakes?

Leo: Sounds like Coach Hedge

Hazel: And who's @pernicoforever?

Jason: That would be me.

Nico: *punches Jason* come with me *drags him off*

Percy: What's Pernico?

Jason: *escapes from Nico* ITS- *gets dragged off again*

Nico: Nothing

Percy: Okay...

Hazel: OMG 6 FOLLOWERS ON INSTAGRAM AM I INSTA-FAMOUS YET?

Percy: No Hazel, I have 2.1m Followers. I'm Insta-Famous. *puts shades on* WAIT WHO HACKED ME OH MY GODS

Octavian: Muahahahahaha...

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