when you prank your boyfriend about your pregnancy!! (nish)

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(main vanvaas se vapas aagayi! Swagat nhi kroge hamara*sallu bhoi style*)

Authors pov-:

Y/n, a typical extrovert with harami dimag is getting bored which is enough for me to guess something is going on in her befaltu dimag !!

Y/n's pov-:

Aarrghhh!! kitna bor ho raha hai pata nhi yeh nischay kya kr raha hoga.....waise bhi iss londe ko meri padi kaha hai jab dekho dota.... Minecraft....gta......pata nhi girlfriend banaya hi kyun jab ek baar kiss bhi nhi krna tha.....kabhi kabhi toh lagta hai woh apne pc ke graphics card ko dekh ke ishq lada ta hai......!!....

**Incoming call**

Main vi changa mera pheo vi changa meri maa vi changi ristedar bhencho 🎵🎶

*Otp*

Laila- aur chammo ki haal hai ?! Bht din ho gaye na call na text saali mereko ignore mar reli hai kya?!.....sun bhenki bf mil Gaya toh dost ko bhul gayi....sharam kr sharam kr behaya aurat!....

Y/n-

Saali tu Jo kal daaru pike bawlon ki tarah nach reli thi tab Ghar kon leke aaya tereko kamini,aur iske baad kya message krun tereko

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Saali tu Jo kal daaru pike bawlon ki tarah nach reli thi tab Ghar kon leke aaya tereko kamini,aur iske baad kya message krun tereko....

Laila- Abe haa ajj toh mere majnu ne mereko bangle ke piche teri beri niche.....

Y/n- haaye re Piya re aaha re Piya re aha re ajja

Laila- Abe beri ke niche bulaya hai!....ham date pe jaa rahe hai....

Y/n- Abe majnu ki Laila dost ke samne flex kr reli hai saram hai tereko paapi prani kahiki....yaha main mar Rahi hun....waise kaha jaa rele ho ?

Laila- Maldives 🌚!

Y/n-

Laila- btw tera mood kahe kharab hai?

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Laila- btw tera mood kahe kharab hai?....woh tera londa bhaw nhi deta kya?

Y/n- main nhi batungi and tere bakwas wale ganjedi tips nhi chahiye chal phone rakh kutti!

**Call ends**

Y/n's pov-:

Mere saare dost yaha waha ghum ne Jaa rahe hai and mereko dekho Ghar pe baith baith ke ubal rahi hun.....aayee bhagwan Kaash ki iss londe ka pc kharab ho jaaye.....chal koi na y/n usko call krke disturb krti hun.....

** She calls him**

**Otp**

Nischay - ha bol

Y/n- kya ha bol...tu mereko call kyu nhi krta....aur ek hafta ho gaya Milne kyun nhi aaya tu.....hadd hoti hai....

Nischay - dekh Mai abhi editing kr rela hun toh tu parishaan mat kr

Y/n - Abe oo,tu abhi aa.....warna...

Nischay - warna kya?!....😒

Y/n - jyada kuch nhi main bas aunty ji ko bata dungi ki tune unka favourite vase tod diya tha and feviquick se juda diya tha....and for your kind information maine usko record kr liya tha soo....soch le beta tu mere se milne aa raha hai ki main teri watt laga dun?!...

Nischay - (in mind)** yeh londiyaa meri leke rahegi ek din!**...Okay okay aa raha hun!

Y/n - haa aur aate aate mere liye momos lete aana chal radhe radhe!

*Call ends*

***Time skip***

Author's pov-:

Nischay reaches y/n's apartment in next 15 mins but due to certain circumstances, the unleashing Power of Nature's call hits him hard making him ignore coming hug from y/n and rushed to bathroom after placing the momos at the table......

Y/n- yeh londaa.... anyways momos are more important let's put you into my drooling mouth my spicy juicy lovee....!!

***While nischay was done with his little vapouring fountain and flushing the aftermath he went to the counter basin in order to wash his hands but something odd caught his eye, something really odd!!...***

Nischay - y/nnnnn.....!!...yeh kya hai?!....

Y/n- krifnskdmkfk

Nischay - Abe pagal aurat pehle thus le.....

Y/n- haa thus liya kya?!

Nischay - kya! kya?aree tum pregnant ho ?!

Y/n- ohh.....🌚😏 Haa haa hun toh kya?!..

Nischay - kab huwa yeh, matlab main baap banne wala hun....iska matlab main mama ke saath papa bhi ban jaunga....but hamari toh shadi nhi huwi hai abhi shaadi ki taiyari krni hogi isse pehle tumhare parents ko mana na hoga aur mere parents ko bhi kitna kaam hai YouTube PE bhi toh announce kr na hogaa aajamdnmdnf!!!!

Y/n- ha krna toh hoga 🌚😏!...

Nischay - ek min pad maine toh ajj tak tumko kiss bhi nhi kiya!!...(nischay shocked)

Y/n- aareeh haann wahi toh.....!...🌚😂

??- aree tum mere pregnency test ko leke kya kr rahe ho nischay aur tu momos leke bathroom mein kyun khadi hai pagal kya jagrata kr rahe ho yaha?!..

Nischay - ek min kya ?! Y/s yeh tumhara hai?!...toh tum pregnant ho?!.....

Y/s - kyu koi problem hai kya jija ji?!..

Nischay - nhi mujhe laga ki y/n....

Y/s- ki y/n pregnant hai?!....

Y/n and y/s- 😂😂😂😂😂

Nischay -

Y/s - tumko tumhari misunderstanding Mubarak chalo main chalti hun !!😂😂

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Y/s - tumko tumhari misunderstanding Mubarak chalo main chalti hun !!😂😂...

*Y/s leaves*

Nischay - yeh sahi nhi kiya tumne !
😑

Y/n- ab tu akal se andha hai toh main ki karan tu khud saale hug krne mein bhi Sharma ta hai tere se kuch hone ki toh umeed hi nhi hai mujhe 😂😂.....btw planning achi thi😂😂

Nischay - kya matlab kuch nhi kr sakta😤😏
(Comes dangerously close pinning her to the wall)

Me- it was at this moment she knew she fvcked up!

Y/n- kya kehna chah-........umm.....ummmmhhh....aahhh....

Nischay - shh baby, chalo tumko sacchi ka pregnant banate hai!!😈😈

Meanwhile -:

Y/s- yeh log kitne harami hai bhai isshhh main jaa rahi ghar se bahar 💀!!

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Bye bye
besties...
~ Raanjhaan 🍓

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