Ya'll wanna be fab?

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All you peoples b like
"Man, O wish I wuz as fab as ehr."
WELL YOU BETER B.
lol just kiddin mah lottle hamburgers ya'll fab.
On the inside.
Chu know wha?
Chu know why I cri al deh time?
No one can accept it.
No one can accept my fabulousnessnes.
So O'm here.
To bring faith.
To those who have lost it.
To fight battles,
But have already won.
To get an Abe Lincon poster signed by George Washington.
And not break the fabric of time itself.
And.
To.
Give.
My.
Computer.
Asthma.
All these fabulous things...
I don't get the respect!
VOTE MY HAMBURGERS
I'm loneli.
luv chu all.
My.
Computer.
Has.
My.
Dollar.
RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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