Gods on FaceBook #1

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Zeus: We all need to demand Hermes to fix all of our iPhones' autocorrect! Who's with me?

Poseidon: Yeah! Or we'll violate him.

Hermes: Violate me?

Percy: Yeah fix it, I'm tired of my phone making me sound like a pussyface!

Percy: *Pervert. (See what I mean?)

Hermes: Calm down guys just turn your autocorrect off.

Apollo: My autocorrect

makes me sound like a pervert

me very nasty

Artemis: @Apollo oh gods why...

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