Zeus: We all need to demand Hermes to fix all of our iPhones' autocorrect! Who's with me?
Poseidon: Yeah! Or we'll violate him.
Hermes: Violate me?
Percy: Yeah fix it, I'm tired of my phone making me sound like a pussyface!
Percy: *Pervert. (See what I mean?)
Hermes: Calm down guys just turn your autocorrect off.
Apollo: My autocorrect
makes me sound like a pervert
me very nasty
Artemis: @Apollo oh gods why...
YOU ARE READING
Percy Jackson Jokes 2Random
The swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!