Your Favourite Crime

38

Damien

"It's poking me."

"It likes you."

"It's very stiff."

"It wants to put it's babies in you," I mumble

"Tell it to wait. A girl got her period," Adriana mumbles

"Fuck. Wanted you to be pregnant somehow. Don't know how since we use condoms, but you know, some how," I mumble

Adriana chuckles before turning around. "I would help you, but you know how I am on my period," she sighs

"It's fine baby," I assure her

Adriana's very anti-dick on her period. Like she'll gag if she sees it. It was funny the first time I saw her reaction, I wasn't expecting it at all.

"I might of bled on the sheets and possibly you," she winces as I feel her feel around where we're laying.

"That's fine. I'll run you a bath and change the sheets and shower," I assure, kissing her forehead.

"Thank you," she kisses me before rolling over and getting up.

I get up too and follow her into the washroom. I turn on the bath tub water, making sure it's the temperature Adriana likes it.

I add in her liquid soap and also light a candle.

"There you go, hot-stuff. I can put a towel in the dryer so that it's nice and hot for you," I suggest

"That would be nice," she nods

"Ok. I'll be right back," I kiss her forehead before leaving the washroom.

I go the bed and start removing the sheets, noticing she did stain them. But it's fine. Nothing a little soap and water can't fix.

After stripping the mattress free from the sheets I head downstairs to the laundry room and put them in the washing machine. Making sure to pre-soak them.

I then grab a towel and put it in the dryer. Making sure it's a black towel before Adriana gets mad at me.

I then head back upstairs and into the bathroom.

"You doing ok, baby?" I ask

"Yeah," she nods

"Good," I say before undressing and getting into the shower.

We're going on two weeks without the kids. Somedays are easy others are hard. Adriana have our first day back to work tomorrow and we're not nervous just hoping it'll distract us.

As I stand under the water, I can't help but remember the first few times I gave Flavia a bath as a baby

"She loves the water," Ethan says

Flavia splashes the water as I hold her. I'm sitting in the tub, swim trunks on as I give Flavia a bath.

For some reason she'd cry anytime I give her a bath in her small tub. I have to physically be in the tub with her in order to bathe her.

Ethan helps bathe her sometimes. Like he is now. Carefully he pours water on her head and body.

"Nice and clean, Princess," he smiles

"No more stinky, Flavia. No more stinky," I blow raspberry's on her little stomach, making her shriek.

"I'll go get her towel," Ethan says, getting up and leaving.

"The princess is super clean," I coo as Flavia gives me a toothless smile "Cutie."

"Damien."

"I'm fine, baby," I tell Adriana