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         This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

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This romantic comedy will be dramatic at a time earlier than what is classically accepted, as this story contains satirical elements. That's the epicenter of its humorthe satire. You'll be surprised multiple times, and you'll be frustrated with the characters tons. There's an arc early in the story that doesn't seem to make sense, and there are suspicious employers. There's a lot of reading between the lines that sometimes the lines overlap until there's no more left to read.

There are many kinks in the story, some of which I'd like to revamp and others I'd like to replace with more meaningful text. But that's for later.

So this is a warning. If you read on from here, the writing will irritate you, the characters will infuriate you, and the plot arcs will confuse you. Should you choose to read on, don't say I didn't warn you :P

P.S. This story is outdated and was written by a young girl who was yet to open her eyes and realize that much of what she knew was taught to her by society, and that much of what society taught her were lies. Keep in mind that this story is very problematic, and I wouldn't recommend anyone reading it. If, however, you choose to, be prepared.


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[  h o w  t o  f a l l  i n  l o v e  ]

          Meet Mia: The twenty year old frustrated writer hermit who can't get published. Apparently, she has a knack for cracking computer codes, but that's not enough to keep her landlord from kicking her out when she hasn't paid her rent for four consecutive months. With no friends to help her out and not enough money to last her a day, where does she go?

          Meet Finn: The cold, expressionless, young business bachelor, heir to tycoon company Laurel-Tech. He only cares about business, business, and business. Don't step in his way, unless of course you have a death wish.

          When these two meet thanks to a coffee shop and a younger cousin who should really receive a whack on the head, sparks fly . . . of the why'd you spill coffee all over me/you are so going to regret what you did kind.

          They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did Mia end up renting Finn's mansion? And—hold your breath—becoming his fake girlfriend?

          Find out in none other than the romantic comedy—How to Fall in Love.


First reached #1 in Humor on July 6, 2015.

Previous Cast:

Zooey Deschanel as Mia Lockheart

James Franco as Finn Laurel

Topher Grace as Alex Laurel

Chris Pine as Miles Royal

Current Cast:

Ashley Benson as Mia Lockheart

Francisco Lachowski as Finn Laurel

Sam Claflin as Alex Laurel

Dave Franco as Miles Royal

Piggy's Corner:

The cute and amazing trailer above is made by @hahaxlol. ☜(*▽*)☞

Myka xo

STARTED: February 2013

COMPLETED: April 2015

July 27, 2015: HTFIL was unpublished due to a glitch, after which my formatting and inline comments disappeared.

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