*The group is getting into the car*
Sean: I'm driving.
Milly, out of view: Shotgun!
Jake, turning to face Milly: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Milly: WOAH-
Milly, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
Henry, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Liam, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Drew: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Henry: playing systemic oppression
Zander: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Shannon: We got spring water
Zander: NO.
Shannon: with EXTRA minerals
Bethany: it's like licking a stalagmite
Zander: DON'T COME HOME.
Bethany: Mmmmm cave water
Hailey: Zander and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Luke: *Sighing* What did Zander do?
Hailey: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Zander: Who wants a steering wheel?
Sean: Why are your tongues purple?
Luke: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Zander: I had a red one.
Sean: oh
Sean:
Sean: OH
Bethany:
Bethany: You drank each other's slushies?
Jake: *Screams*
Milly: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Hailey: Should we do something?
Zander: No, I want to see who wins.
Zander: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Jake: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Zander: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING LUKE WITH ME
Hailey, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
Sean: What does 'take out' mean?
Luke: Food.
Hailey: Dating
Zander: Murder
Mily: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
Luke: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Sean : I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Hailey: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Jake: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Milly: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Zander:
Zander: I have emotional scars.
Hailey, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Luke: Hey.
Jake: Hi.
Sean: Hello.
Milly: Hey!
Zander: WE GAVE YOU THE KEYS TO OUR HOUSE FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY
Milly: We were out of Doritos.
*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Jake: Thanks fam!
Luke: Aww thank you! ^^
Sean *cries* I love you too
Milly: Sounds fake but okay
Hailey: *A flustered mess*
Zander: can i get a refund
Jake: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Zander: What's that?
Jake: Remorse code.
Zander: I'm even angrier now.
Lia: How petty can you get?
Zoey: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Daisy and Jake locked in an empty classroom:
Daisy: It's so weird the door just locked on its own...
Jake, holding a key behind his back: *cough* Yup. Totally weird.
Drew: I prevented a murder today.
Jake: Really? How'd you do that?
Drew: self control.
Liam: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Henry: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police
Jake, cooking: UGH THIS PAN IS SO HOT AND HARD TO DEAL WITH
Hailey: Well your hot and I deal with you
Jake:
Hailey:
Jake:
Hailey:
Hailey: So, the weather's been nice-
Sean: Milly... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Millt: Your text told me to satanize the club room before you returned.
Sean:
Sean I wrote sanitize, Milly.
Rosy, going over Drew's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Drew: Yes
Rosy: Okay... may I know what you create?
Drew: Problems.
Rosy:
Rosy: YOU'RE HIRED
VOUS LISEZ
The Music Freaks stuff/Dump book
AléatoireA bunch of random TMF oneshots and incorrect qoutes(This is my first book so if it's bad I'm sorry!) Keep in mind I will update when I want, and ONLY when I want. I REALLY don't want to be pressured into writing, and I'm already pretty busy as it is...
