Random incorrect qoutes because I'm too lazy to do anything else

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*The group is getting into the car*

Sean: I'm driving.

Milly, out of view: Shotgun!

Jake, turning to face Milly: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Milly: WOAH-

Milly, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*


Henry, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Liam, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids

Drew: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Henry: playing systemic oppression


Zander: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Shannon: We got spring water

Zander: NO.

Shannon: with EXTRA minerals

Bethany: it's like licking a stalagmite

Zander: DON'T COME HOME.

Bethany: Mmmmm cave water


Hailey: Zander and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Luke: *Sighing* What did Zander do?

Hailey:  He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Zander: Who wants a steering wheel?


Sean: Why are your tongues purple?

Luke: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Zander: I had a red one.

Sean: oh

Sean:

Sean: OH

Bethany:

Bethany: You drank each other's slushies?


Jake: *Screams*

Milly: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Hailey: Should we do something?

Zander: No, I want to see who wins.


Zander: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Jake: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Zander: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING  LUKE WITH ME

Hailey,  picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.


Sean: What does 'take out' mean?

Luke: Food.

Hailey: Dating

Zander: Murder

Mily: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.


Luke: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Sean : I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Hailey: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Jake: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Milly: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Zander:

Zander: I have emotional scars.


Hailey, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Luke: Hey.

Jake: Hi.

Sean: Hello.

Milly: Hey!

Zander: WE GAVE YOU THE KEYS TO OUR HOUSE FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY

Milly: We were out of Doritos.


*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*

Jake: Thanks fam!

Luke: Aww thank you! ^^

Sean *cries* I love you too

Milly: Sounds fake but okay

Hailey: *A flustered mess*

Zander: can i get a refund


Jake: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]

Zander: What's that?

Jake: Remorse code.

Zander: I'm even angrier now.


Lia: How petty can you get?

Zoey: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.


Daisy and Jake locked in an empty classroom:

Daisy: It's so weird the door just locked on its own...

Jake, holding a key behind his back: *cough* Yup. Totally weird.


Drew: I prevented a murder today.

Jake: Really? How'd you do that?

Drew: self control.


Liam: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Henry: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police


Jake, cooking: UGH THIS PAN IS SO HOT AND HARD TO DEAL WITH

Hailey: Well your hot and I deal with you

Jake:

Hailey:

Jake:

Hailey:

Hailey: So, the weather's been nice-


Sean: Milly... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Millt: Your text told me to satanize the club room before you returned.

Sean:

Sean I wrote sanitize, Milly.


Rosy, going over Drew's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

Drew: Yes

Rosy: Okay... may I know what you create?

Drew: Problems.

Rosy:

Rosy: YOU'RE HIRED


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