Clack blover

Two new members

"Wow why is our base so unorganized"
*a wall suddenly breaks*
"Stop breaking everything" Yami said while destroying a wall
"Oh captain did you find someone new?"
"Yea two actually the other one I don't know where SHE is"
"Captain wanna fight to the death"
"No"
"Cmon"
"No"
"Luck I'll destroy your head. Why did you eat my pudding anyway"
"Cause it was tasty"
"You could of told charmy to make you one you dumbass"
"No cause yours is always tastier"
"La wanna try this cupcake"
"Yea thank you"
"Il give you half, no a quarter, no a tenth of the cupcake"

"I'll introduce to them Asta"
That one with purple hair is gauche he loves only his sister and no one else"
"Don't you dare look or touch Marie or you will see hell"
"(Sister complex guy is gauche)"
"The big one that has smoke going out his mouth is Grey I don't know him really well but he is a nice guy"
*breaths in and out"
"(Dude that smokes is grey)"
"The girl that drinks  is Vanessa she might be drunk all the time but she's also nice"
"Boy you are a peasant that came up to the royal capital that's cute"
"(Hell yea I got me a gir-I mean the only girl I know is sister lily)"
"The one that eats is charmy she will fill you up to the brim I'm sure"
"(I'll be eating good tonight)"
"That one that is always irritated is magna everyone calls him a delinquent especially Vanessa"
"Luck I'll kill you"
"Then there's Luck he is very strong and nice but his personality ruins it he always wants to fight"
"So we can kill each other magna!"
"The one that's mumbling is Gordon I don't know him very well but I'm sure inside he is very nice"
"Mumbling mumbling mumbling"
"(Looks like the quiet kid on steroids)"
"I'm Finral the one with the most girls (I hope I will have a lot of girls in the future)"
"So how many girls do you have"
"Anyways this is our captain yami sukehiro he is the captain of the magic knight squad black bulls"
"Make sure to make him work insanely hard"
"(He's so cool I want to be like him!!!)"
"There are more but some of them are on missions"
"So cool"

"Yo kid want your robe even though you're a hike from the bonnies though you have not that much manain your body"
"HELLLL YEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"First you need to destroy this rock with your head"
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!"
*destroys the rock*
"Now?"
"Now do 5k push-ups
"Ok"
"Done! Can I have my robe yettt!!"
"No you are just  hick from the bonus's with no magic, there is one last trial you can use your grimore to block or dodge my attacks!"
"Okay! Wait what"
"If you can do that you will have your robe"
"Yes I'll do my best"
*grabs demon slayer sword*
"Here I go!"
"Bring it on!!"
*shoots tens of fireballs towards Asta*
"Not bad"
"(I could make it then)"
"But the true test is this!!!"
"Flame magic:exploding fire ball"
Asta saw his life flashing towards death
Though asta trained his body very well magna's fire ball was to fast for asta to see
"(Oh sh*t I'm dead)(it's to fast)"
Even if he sliced through the magic will disperse in many pieces and still hit him
(I can't stop it)(do I actually have limits?)
He realized that he had limits his brain was shut down but his body wasn't he decided to block it
(If I can't slice through it I'll block it!!)
As asta blocked the attack he reflected the fire ball back to magna and it exploded
"He hit it he might be strong enough to entertain me"
"Finally a recruit that we didn't need to save"
(If he couldn't slice it he blocked it, his sword can cut through magic and repel magic attacks interesting)
(I didn't know that it can repel magic attacks I guess it makes sense)(this is a super sword man but I thought I died)(what was he thinking trying to kill me? Wait but he didn't die right?)
"You little bastard"
(WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT the took that right on the head and he is fine!!?!?!?!?!?!)
"I was able to nullify my attack so I am fine but I almost died using my own magic""you bastard. You're not that bad"
(I thought he was going to kill me)
"Not only you blocked my attack but you also sent it right back. I like you shrimpista"
"It's asta"
"I'm sorry I doubted you for having just a little bit magic, actually I'm also a peasant""I'm from rayaka village just above hage"
"What really rayaka is our in the sticks"
"Like you can talk"
"I actually don't have magic"
"HUH you don't have magic but you reflected my attack back at me?"
"Y-yeah"
"That makes it 10000000x cooler! That means you are a real man!"
"Not bad little boy"
"Want something to eat"
"Don't look at my sister"
"Can we kill each other"
"I'll pass"
"You looked great little boy"
"Umm thanks?"
"Eat this okay it's really good"
"Thanks"
"It's so good!!"
"Here it's yours asta". . . "Do you not want it?"
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                           Awkward silence
"Of course I want it this is mine"
"Cmon try it little boy, while we're at it"
*changes the direction of his headband and puts the black bulls logo on it*
"Yami-San he looks good right?"
"He looks pretty bland"
"Now you are officially a member of the black bulls""don't put yami-San to shame nor the black bulls"
"Yes of course I will work my hardest!!"

"You also get your own room"
"Really?"
"Ye it might be small"
"At the church of hage we slept all together in one room only, so this is a really big improvement!!!"

"Ahh I'm finally done with my chores"
"Hey magna-San""Who is this"
"This is our other new member"
"Hi I'm asta from hage village"
"Hi insects"
"Oiii I have seniority"
"So I'm royal""I don't need to be in this stupid squad"
"Do not disrespect the black bulls"
"What are you going to do insect"
*does some water magic thing*
"OII why did you hit me"
"You shouldn't be standing there peasant"
*runs away*
The next thing asta sees is...