16||the obvious

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an example: Beep, Beep, Beep! Oh! That's my alarm clock!

naww, it's your pet fish trained to be an alarm clock!

another: i must drive to school, because it is raining. if i walked i would get wet.

no fashizzle, sherlock.

example three: i must brush my teeth for the date, i don't want to have bad breath!

so if i were to read this in a real story i'd be like okay, she only brushes on dates?! eww.

I'll add more examples. :D

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