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Reason why im single

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"I love you more than Kirby"
"You know im joking cuz kirby is better"
"But I still love you"
"I was being honest, that's the point of a relationship is to be honest and when is there gonna be a new kirby game?"
"You should worship kirby, I have a ceremony that starts at 6:09"
"I made a reservation to play kirby for our date"

"..."

"I'm single now"

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