Who TF Are You [DISCONTINUED BUT GOING TO BE REWRITTEN]

Kacchan!

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Cat: Nedzu why did hire Allmight?

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RatBear: classified 

Deku: who's cat?

Loki: #1 underground hero

Deku: Loading...

Cat: why is it classified?

Loki: good question, I mean he could share it with at least his co-workers, but then he'll have to get help.

RatBear: because it's a secret.

Deku: Loading...

Loki: have you found who it is Deku?

Deku: no, can you give another hint?

Loki: ok, he's almost always tired

Cat: no I'm not

RatBear: You have eye bags everyday

Deku: I've found it (:

Loki: than speak. Who are thou?

Deku: Eraserhead!

Cat: I didn't think I was hard to find

Loki: I mean he did better than mic

Deku: yea that makes vutfc kuyjyfvgkgh

RatBear: are you alright?

Loki: hmm...

Cat: you good?

Deku: is these the fucking extras that Deku's been talking to

Loki: ah

RatBear: and who might you be?

Loki: he's a Pomeranian

Deku: HUUUH? YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE WORTHLESS BITCH?!

Loki: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cat: I'm sorry who is this?

Loki: call him Kacchan

Deku: that's not my name dumb fuck!

Loki: well that's not my name ether so...

Loki: also give my brother his phone back please (:

Cat: oh boy

RatBear: oh no

Deku: well what are you gonna do about it?

Deku: you ain't even here

Loki: I suggest you give him the phone before I lose my patience (:

Cat: I kinda what see where this is going...

Deku: I don't take orders from no one

Loki: very well then, you've sealed your fate. (:

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Deku: ha, fucking pussy

Cat: just wait for it

RatBear: I have a bad feeling about this...

Cat: of course you do, it's Loki 

Deku: that bitch can't do shit

Cat: they've slapped a hero on live TV

Deku: ha, they don't have the balls

Deku: oh shicrhbgdvjugvhlj

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Cat: get owned

RatBear: what's happening with them I wonder?

Cat: Loki's probably beating up 'Kacchan'

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Deku: uh help.

Cat: what's wrong?

Deku: well... Loki jumped into the cafeteria using the window, and now Loki and Kacchan are fighting but everyone else is also fighting for some reason? I'm currently hiding behind a upturned table.

Deku: ...

RatBear: ...

Cat: ...🤦

RatBear: that sounds like something Loki would do...

Deku: Oh god, I can hear them shouting at each other. OMG ARE IS THAT PERSON DEAD? Oh no, he's fine...

RatBear: I'm glad I'm not there

Deku: I wish I wasn't...

Cat: it's alright kid, at least you're not injured or something

Deku: ...

Cat: you are, aren't you?

Deku: maybe...?

Cat: you kids are going to be the death of me...

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Loki: DADZAWA!

Loki: OH SHIFCDFTREDBJYTD

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Cat: example one:

Deku: OH GOD IS THAT BLOOD OR KETCHUP? OH NO IT'S COMING FROM MY LEG ITS BLOOD!

Cat: example two:

Deku: I have go patch my leg if I'm not back on in 10 minutes my I Rest In Peace 

RatBear: we know how to patch a leg we can walk you through it

Deku: oh no, I hear Kacchan coming...

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Cat: problem children...

RatBear: they're your problem children though