Looney Tunes Showtime: Season 1

Episode 4: Date Night!

Bugs: Daffy, what you described is a date I'm not going on a date with you

Daffy: Oh, you're right, I didn't think of that.

Daffy just then dialed another number

Daffy: *waits for it to pick up and so it did* Hey, Porky, want to go on a romantic date, Friday night?

Porky: I be-be-be love to!

Bugs: No you, idiot, ask a woman!

Porky: I'm so glad you ca--

Daffy hung up

Daffy: Ask a woman...?

Bugs: You heard me

Daffy: But I had horrible luck with women! He remembered some of his dates that ended...not so romantically. I just can't understand women *sighs miserably*

Bugs: Well maybe you need to talk to a woman and get her perspective

Daffy: Hey! That's a great idea! Ooh, how about Lola, she's your girlfriend, right?

Bugs: She's not my girlfriend. Well, not yet. We've been going out for 4 times. It's too early for us.

Daffy: Aw come on, she'll enjoy it Call her for me, hook it up *hands him the phone*

Bugs: I no i don't wanna call her

Daffy: Come on, hook it up

Bugs: Who says hook it up?

Daffy: I do. I said hook it up. Hook it up, please! It's one phone call! I'm begging you. Hook. It. Up.

Bugs just frowned and took the phone, the expression just read "Fine"

Then, he dials Lola's number.

Lola: *picks up the phone* Hello?

Bugs: Hey, Lola. It's me

Lola: Oh! Hey, Bugsy

Bugs: Hi, Lola. Hope you're not busy

Lola: Sorry!

Bugs: Huh? For what?

Lola: Oh no, I wasn't talking to you. I almost hit an oil truck.

Bugs: Should I call back?

Lola: No no, this is a better time, this is a perfect time, what are you kidding? This is a perfect, better time *chuckles*

Bugs: Well, my friend Daffy needs dating advice and going to some dinner this Friday, would you like to come?

Lola: Are you serious!?

Bugs: Uh yeah?

Lola: No, not you. I'm sorry, I almost hit another oil truck. Driving's hard. So, you want me to help Daffy?

Bugs: Yes

Lola: *starts smiling* Woud that be a nice thing for me to do?

Bugs: Yes?

Lola: And you like nice people?

Bugs: Yes

Lola: So, if I help Daffy, you'll like me?

Bugs: What are you talking about? I already like you since I met you

Lola: Eee! Sure, i'll do it!

Bugs: Great, thanks

Lola:...uh oh

Bugs: Lola? You alright?

Lola: No, I'm fine but that time I did hit an oil truck. I have to go, byeee!