--Naruto Lemons-- (EDITING)

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INFO: Masuki Dunaha
Personality: Cranky kinda emo like, complains about almost everything and could care less about people.
likes: Naruto Uzumaki
Dislikes: valentines day and people
past: unknown...
age: 16

Looks: Has pink hair, Blue eyes totally goth looking.

--Naruto Valentines Day Special--Lemon--

   Oh my fucking god people are so fucking annoying.... there awww how cute and aww so sweet and its like kill me now please!!! Today is about the worst day of the year, not because its wednesday, not because its nice out thats the only good part. But only because today was Valentines day. I hated this day because everyone was so extra annoying on this day. So I woke up and got dressed, brushed my teeth brushed my hair, ate my breakfast and cleaned the house. Opened my door to see lovey crap on my door step, I hate flowers, I kicked them inside and locked my door and started to Lady Tsunade's Office. I need to to do something that will get my mind off this living hell. But to tell you the truth, I only started hating Valentines day because I was deeply in love with Naruto Uzumaki. Everytime I say his name I'm off in day dream world, like a fantasy that I hope I never leave. However, every year it was Valentines day I always hoped that he would send me something or ask me out, he always seemed to get Sakura Huruno something instead of me. So I started hating Valentines day and hoping it would just stop coming but it always came. So I knocked on Lady Tsunade's door. I heard a light "come in" and opened the door. Seeing the huge smile on her face made me want to vomit, she knows what I have come for, which was a mission. I sliently prayed she had one. She stood and put her hands down on the table, her smile faded.

   "I have a mission for you, its quiet easy but its all I have for today." She paused and started again. "Look at this note, its a riddle there are three other notes you haft to find, this is a rank D mission get to it." I nooded.
   "Hai!" I walked out of the room and opened the envolope.

   'If you want to carry on then make sure you DRAG on' I looked at the word drag, it was in huge letters so I sat down and thought about the riddle. It was starting to make my head hurt, then I realized SHIKA!!! 'what a drag' was his favorite line. I started off to his house and gently knocked on the door, his father answerd.

   "Oh hello ill get Shikamaru..." He said leaving the door opened, I stood there waiting paitenly and the Shika came into view. He stared a minute and then took something out of his pocket it seemed like it was the next clue. 
   "Here congrats you found the next clue, here take it,  just hurry so I can get back to my nap Temari's coming over later..." He said as I rolled my eyes and grabbed it.

'The curse mark' thats all it said. God this was even harder. Now im gona use Shika's line!!! WHAT A DRAG!! This is terrible... I looked at it again realzing it meant Anko or Sasuke Uchiha. So I decided to start going to Anko's house. I knocked on her door and no one was answering. God damn it!!!! I sat down waiting but no was coming. Ughhhhhh!! So then I started thinking it couldnt be Anko, there had to be somthing more to the riddle. Well Sasuke was left so I couldnt see him for the riddle so there had to be something from somewhere they were together, Somehow... So I thought harder. God this is fucking annoying. I punched a large tree and it fell over landing on another tree. I then started to realzie it must have something to do with the chunin exams...yes thats it!! The Forest of Death!!! I started running as fast as I could because it was starting to get dark out it was mid day also 3pm... I finally made it there and started to look around. I couldnt find the note. It had to be somewhere damn it! I ran to the place where the boarders were and saw a note on the fence YES! I snatched it and landed lightly on the ground.

'Practice makes perfect' I thought a moment. It had to be the traning feild right? So I made my way there and saw the note on a tree. This is great this means I finished. I looked at the note, it was another riddle but it really wasnt...