Wrong number :/~~Spider-Man

Its been fun guys, and it still will be (:

PiderSman
I don't mean it!!
I just thought it was really funny

Spike changed PiderSman's name to "Umbridge"

Umbridge
Ew ew ew

Umbridge changed Umbridge to "Batman"

Batman
Thanks for permanently scarring me, asshole

Spike
I gotta try, right?
It's only fair
That was a very traumatic experience in my life, if anything it should be me calling you a he aaahole
The asshole*

Batman
Need I remind you exactly what led up to the explosion
Who was the target in the explosion
Who had the worst aftermath in the explosion
And who's idiot boyfriend keeps making never ending jokes about the explosion

Spike
Woww suppressing my trauma

Batman
Wait no I don't actually mean it
I'm sorry
I know it was scary okay
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Gosh
It sucked for you too
You shouldn't have been caught up in it at all
I'm sorry
You had a painful healing, and you're not really used to that stuff

Spike
Hey hey I'm kidding
Don't sweat it
You had an amazing set up
Props to you
Also can we elaborate on the 'you're not really used to that stuff'
Bitch you shouldn't be either

Batman
Im Spiderman

Spike
Ok who gives a shit
Also I thought you were Batman

Batman
Uhhh maybe the people I save everyday??

Spike
Yeah well maybe if you were smart enough to tell the difference between a purse and a bag of shit, I'd believe you more
There's probably smarter and less reckless ways to go about things, istg

Batman
I thought you liked Spiderman

Spike
Fucker, I like you
Having a super sick superhero side gig is hot and all that, but if it came down to Spiderman and Peter
I am going Thor all the way
Peter* sorry
Haha autocorrect
Where'd that come from 😳

Batman
🙄

Spike
seriously
Kissing under the moonlight on top of the Daily Bugle is hot or whatever, but I'd rather be kissing a living, breathing Peter Parker, over the left leg of a dumbass who didn't think first before leaping into action
And for that one I'm serious
You be safe out there
Prioritize yourself over whoever you're tryna save, okay?
We'll understand

Batman
You sure?
My left leg is pretty hot I think
And what if I'm saving Thor

Spike
That is the singular exception
Only one
Jk, if it comes down to you and Thor, I want you to imagine you're Ragnarock 2.0

Batman
Wtf never
That man is the irl equivalent to Ryan Reynolds in the author's world
Make me

Spike
I can and will 😉
But later
I'm in with Ms Lanks again
Gotta give up my phone
Bye
Don't die xoxo

Batman
Toodles

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Peter set down the phone. The video he was supposed to be watching ended no more than 4 minutes ago, so he scrolled down and clicked on the next one with a sigh.

Peter wished he had something more fulfilling to do. His camera was on, but the teacher didn't really care if the kids were on their phone, so long as they had a record of keeping up with their work.

If Harley was already in ms Lank's, then MJ and Ned would probably be MIA as well.

He stared blankly at the instruction coarse on how to use lab safety, as if Peter wasn't in a lab half his time anyways. Granted, he wasn't the safest about it, but he'd probably survive the virtual coarse just fine.