I woke up at 6 am and got ready for the day. I made sure to pee in my water bottle before feeding it to the ducks. The world. The world. I looked up and saw the clouds raining. She's mad. I walked out the doors and pooped myself. I then called Fertilitet. She answered and said to stop calling her and called me a juicy weird gremlin whom deserves death. I had to pee. I walked over to a shed and sang my little jingle. I then ran.
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